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Angels on wheels..

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:13:09 +0100

Jack and Mike met St. Pete at the Pearly Gates.

St. Pete to Jack and Mike: "As you may not know, heaven is a pretty big place and you'd need wheels to fully explore and enjoy your stay here!"

St. Pete to Jack: "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"

Jack: "Never"

St. Pete: " OK, here are the keys!"

Jack, shocked: "OMG a Ferrari!"

St. Pete to Mike: "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"

Mike: "Never!"

St. Pete: "Don't lie, I know!"

Mike: "Okay then..once!"

St. Pete, now quite upset, then points a finger down to hell below: "Mike would you rather go down there?"

Mike: "Yes, 3 times I fooled around!"

St. Pete: "Here take the keys!"

Mike: "Oh, well this will get me around I guess!", then drove away with his Toyota Corrolla.

The next day, Jack and Mike met at the gas station. Mike had noticed Jack looked so down and sad.

Mike: "You should be laughing with joy with your Ferrari, what's wrong?"

Jack: "I saw my wife..."

Mike: "The more you should be happy?"

Jack: "I passed by her this morning...

she was on roller skates!"

Mike:

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Love is...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:54:52 +0100

Have a good Sunday all!
Glorious here roday!

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Royal Visit

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:56:31 +0100

Les Canadiens Charles and Camilla.
cartoon by AISLIN, Montreal The Gazette

Mixed reaction:

English Canada: It's good to respect tradition!
Monarchists Canadians: Long Live the Queen!

Quebec: It's about time we stop spending for these royal maudit anglais and Prince Charles should find a real job just like the rest of us!

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You got 2 years....

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:51:59 +0100

Repent!
Pray!
Forgive!
Visit your mother!
Spend all your money!
Fly to Venice, See the Taj,
Go to Bangkok, Bora-Bora,
NYC to Tokyo,
Eat your heart out,
Drink like a fish,
Smoke like a chimney,
Fuck like a rabbit,
Do whatever you've always wanted to do...
right now!

You got 2 years!

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Feliz Navidad in November

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:56:32 +0100

Daylight Saving Time

I just noticed my neighbour today putting up his Christmas lights outside and I asked him if isn`t it a bit too early to put the lights just yet and he told me it`s better now than when it gets too cold. It made sense I guess as Johnny came lately as I am, I always wait till the last minute when its 20 below and my fingers freeze in the railings.

I don`t mind Christmas lights but in my street of heavy Italian community, they rather do it in excess and in competition as to who`s got the tackiest decor outdoors. I mean I don`t think a fully lighted Santa Claus and his reindeers, the Three Kings and the Nativity Scene and blown up giant Snowman belong in the same landscape.

I`m a firm believer in simplicity is beauty and less is more and keep my lightings to minimum with few lights in the balcony railing, around the window and traditional christmas wreath at the door.

Oh well... thiese lights are getting me stoned haha! Christmas is here then, it`s time to Feliz...!

No please not just yet!

*hic*

CHEERS!

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Friday the 30th

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:03:05 +0100

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
PLEASE CLICK ABOVE!

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Ukelele Rainbow

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:01:08 +0100

The blazing glory of red and gold colour of autumn is fading fast,
Tomorrow all the trees are bare, the sky is grey, there is a chill in the moist cold air,
welcoming the eerie bleak November.

This is when I dream of a place faraway from the icy north,
under a palm tree, looking at the crystal torquoise sea and a rainbow over the sky,

where there's only me and my ukelele ....

..and well, suddenly she appears coming out of the sea,

the salty soft water clinging to her tiny bikini,

dripping through her skin golden by the sun,

following her contours and crevices ...

OK enough lol!

PRESS PLAY THEN (A) & SING ALONG WITH ME!

more pina colada senorita muy bonita?

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H1N1 Pandemic

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:31:48 +0100

Yesterday was the first day of the massive vaccination against the H1N1 swine flu virus throughout Canada.

Despite the government's massive national campaign urging the population to get vaccinated less than 45% are willing to go.

Why?

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Mercedes Smart

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:18:50 +0100

The Mercedes Benz Smart Car,
Please klik for big!

"It fits 70!"

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Wonder Bra

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:12:49 +0200

Life has always revolved around and inside ...

"the - BRA"!

*nice mamarian glands!*
*what?*
*lovely breast*
*hot b**bs yes!*

*pads?*
*nope! Wonder-bra!*

SING ALONG! PRESS (A) WHILE PLAYING!

"How can you breastfeed me Mom? You ain't got no t*ts!" -EMINEM, "My Name Is.."

'Bye!

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Marge Simpson: Playboy Centerfold

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:24:18 +0200

Marge Simpson will be baring it all as this month's Playboy magazine's centrefold.

Last summer's box office hit at the movies was Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, a completely animated film.

*What happened to real people?*
*Please press 2 for service in French*
*Please press 8 for service in English*

*i like cartoons better!* ssshhh..

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SUPERFLY! Marvel Comics Porn

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:24:57 +0200

Superman who hasn't got laid in a while was flying up high in the sky over a Carribean beach and has been scanning the beach with his super-vision, suddenly he spotted Wonder Woman sunbathing in the nude. He wasted no time and dove down and at the speed of light he was in and out of her and then quickly disappeared back in the clouds.

Meanwhile down below Wonder Woman asked: "What happened?"
The Invisible Man answered in excruciating pain: "WhoTF was that?"

*that joke is so old?*
*ssshhh!*

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S & M

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:22:36 +0200

The massochist begged the sadist: "Beat me! Beat me!"
The sadist replied: "No!"

Okay, I 'm outta here!

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2012 Doomsday

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:38:56 +0200

Typhoons, tsunamis and earthquakes in SouthEast Asia, possession of nukes by mad Korea and Iran, killer virus in North and Latin America spreading to Europe, etcetra, etcetera. The signs of the Apocalypse, it has been written will it be done? (Please see vid of week, upper left column!)

*"repent?"*
*"no! let's f%%k like rabbits!"*

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La vita bella

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:57:50 +0200

give me a plate of..

a glass of ...

and...

well..

and some musica....

that's not much to ask for no?

Ce tout!

Sante! Salut!

xxx

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To All The Girls

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:06:21 +0200

"To all the girls I've loved before haha!"

"Yeah, yeah, you wish!"

"Okay then, to some of the girl's I've loved before.."

Buenas Noches!

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Autumn Leaves, A Family Affair

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:18:04 +0200

The autumn leaves of red and gold are beautiful, although it could be quite a task to all pick it up, but then again, it could be a wonderful opportunity as an activity for the whole family to participate in.

Because remember after all,

"A family that rakes together,
aches together!"

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O' Canada

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:42:17 +0200

Canada, again is in the top 5 countries voted by the United Nations as the best place to live in this planet. This is a typical Canadian landscape in autumn.

On this long Thanksgiving Day weekend, there is much to be thankful for a generous and bountiful Canada, my adopted country, and may it always remain glorious and free,
O' Canada we stand on guard for thee!

It is quite cold but I'd rather be than endless summers in Darfur.

*No! you can't stand on a canoe..ooopsss!!!*

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Moon River

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:13:53 +0200

PLEASE DON'T CLICK ON THE SPACECRAFT AGAIN!

PLEASE SEE VIDEO OF THE WEEK FOR STORY.

'Nite!

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Wild Horses

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:22:02 +0200

PRESS (A) FOR LYRICS!

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Destiny

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:27:51 +0200

*Do you believe in destiny?*

*Nope! Everything in life is choices!*

*How do you explain a 4 year old chess grandmaster?*

*Well...*

*Or a 10 year old child dying of cancer!*

*Don't get philosophical with me now!*

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China Celebrates 60 Years

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 13:49:13 +0200

This year, China celebrates the 60th Anniversary of Communist Rule in China and the Mao Zedong's Revolution. How Chairman Mao can rule a quarter of the planet's population and maintain leadership until his death was simply remarkable. The transformation of China only in less than 3 decades from a bicycle and one uniform nation into an economic giant is even more astonishing. From a food rationing nation to the biggest lender nation to the United States and United Kingdom.

We wish to congratulate China and its peoples in their extraordinary achievements and join them in their celebrations, although in watching the display of China's most elegant soldiers
march with awe and admiration for some reason a certain scary feeling chill jolts the spine of the thought of what if we have to fight against this well disciplined 40 million strong army?

No these aren't the Olympic performers, this is the PLA (Peoples Liberation Army) spectacular military march. Enjoy!

Forget about Iran, whether it's nuclear facilities is intended for energy or nuclear weapons,
here are China's WMD that can obliterate the planet and blow us all to kingdom come, what has the U.S, U.K, France and Germany has to say?

*Perhaps, we could impose them economic sanctions?*
*No way! What happen to my $20 DVD player?*
*Exactly!*

Have a glorious autumn leaves weekend!

I LUV MAH JONG!

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Roman Polanski: Judgement Day

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:19:54 +0200

WARNINGl THIS POST CONTAINS MATURE SUBJECT AND EXPLICIT WORDS. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

In 1977 Roman Polanski pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual intercourse with a then 13-year-old Samantha Geimer. She testified that Polanski performed oral sex, intercourse and sodomy on her after giving her champagne and part of a Quaalude pill.

In 1978, afraid the judge would sentence him to more prison time Polanski fled to France. He have been issued a warrant of arrest since 2005.
He was arrested in Zurich as he received a lifetime achievement award for his work and craft in the film industry. He is now in a Swiss prison pending a decision to be extradited to the United States.

In the state of California, the age of consent is 14 years old. The legal age is 18 years. Roman Polanski was 43 years old and the girl was 13 at the time of the incident.

The testimony:

The teenager's troubling--and contemporaneous--account of her abuse at Polanski's hands begins with her posing twice for topless photos that the director said were for French Vogue.

The girl then told prosecutors how Polanski directed her to, "Take off your underwear" and enter the Jacuzzi, where he photographed her naked.

Soon, the director, who was then 43, joined her in the hot tub. He also wasn't wearing any clothes and, according to Gailey's testimony, wrapped his hands around the child's waist.

The girl testified that she left the Jacuzzi and entered a bedroom in Nicholson's home, where Polanski sat down beside her and kissed the teen, despite her demands that he "keep away."

According to Gailey, Polanski then performed a sex act on her and later "started to have intercourse with me."

At one point, according to Gailey's testimony, Polanski asked the 13-year-old if she was "on the pill," and "When did you last have your period?"

Polanski then asked her, Gailey recalled, "Would you want me to go in through your back?" before he "put his penis in my butt."

Asked why she did not more forcefully resist Polanski, the teenager told Deputy D.A. Roger Gunson, "Because I was afraid of him."

The Verdict?

*do they still prosecute nazis?*

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You Think You Can Dance?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 05:36:22 +0200

Have a good day!

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Sophie's (No) Choice

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:57:02 +0200

If you are the mother of these sisters, who would you keep?

In Nazi Germany, Sophie, a Polish Jew and mother of two children was asked to choose between her son and her daughter, who to keep alive.

In modern China's one child policy, the mother's second, third or fourth is taken away by the government from her and sold for a lot of money for adoption to the West.

The callousness of this policy is only one among the many human rights violations and disregard for human dignity in today's capitalist but still very much backward in terms of individual rights and freedom in still very much a communist China!

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