Jack and Mike met St. Pete at the Pearly Gates.

St. Pete to Jack and Mike: "As you may not know, heaven is a pretty big place and you'd need wheels to fully explore and enjoy your stay here!"

St. Pete to Jack: "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"

Jack: "Never"

St. Pete: " OK, here are the keys!"

Jack, shocked: "OMG a Ferrari!"

St. Pete to Mike: "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"

Mike: "Never!"

St. Pete: "Don't lie, I know!"

Mike: "Okay then..once!"

St. Pete, now quite upset, then points a finger down to hell below: "Mike would you rather go down there?"

Mike: "Yes, 3 times I fooled around!"

St. Pete: "Here take the keys!"

Mike: "Oh, well this will get me around I guess!", then drove away with his Toyota Corrolla.

The next day, Jack and Mike met at the gas station. Mike had noticed Jack looked so down and sad.

Mike: "You should be laughing with joy with your Ferrari, what's wrong?"

Jack: "I saw my wife..."

Mike: "The more you should be happy?"

Jack: "I passed by her this morning...

she was on roller skates!"

Mike: :(