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If Senator Ted Kennedy is the Last American Lion,
then Canada's Senator Jacques Demers is the First Canadian Walrus.

It's cool to hit his head to death, it's legal in Canada!

Jacques Demers an icon in Quebec. Canada, prominent former coach who led the Les Canadien hockey team to their last Stanley Cup, now top RDS sports broadcaster and a legend in Quebec after admission last year of being illeterate and faking his handicap all his life. Although it seems like an honourable gesture from the Prime Minister Harper to appoint Demers to the Senate. the truth is, Harper who had despised the Senate in the past as a dumping ground for pay-out for favors and political cronies is deceitfully appointing a handicapped Quebec legend for political gains in Quebec, the illusive province that have denied him a majority government!

Shame!

*how do i read this 10,000 worded Bill?*
*your SEXY secretary will read it for ya Jacques!*
*un plus de bierre, jacques?*
*un molson X SVP!*

SALUT!

"An important chapter in our history has come to an end."
U.S. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

With his massive face, thick mop of white hair and imposing presence, a survivor of many personal struggles, Ted Kennedy has earned the nickname, THE LION.

A member of the rich and famous Kennedy dynasty, Edward Kennedy has helped tabled and passed more legislation than any other senators in U.S history concerning the health, education and social benefits of the poor, elderly and ordinary workers in America. He was an imposing, at times intimidating and eloquent U.S. Senate leader, he died yesterday after a long bout with cancer.

His roar, his grace and his eloquence will be missed in the halls of the U.S. Senate, his warmth and his passion to defend the rights of the common man will be remembered.

In one of the darkest hours in the aftermath of the infamous Chappaquidick incident:

"It has been written a man does what he must in spite of the personal consequences, in spite of the obstacles and dangers and pleasures, and that is the basis of human morality.

The stories of the past courage cannot supply courage itself. For this each man must look into his own soul."

"The lion is laid to rest but his roar lingers forever."
Ted Kennedy, 1932-2009

clamato,
pomodoro,

tomato!

*sundried tomatoes*
*fried green tomatoes*
*bloody mary!*

"These banks are ripping you off, they tell you your portfolio is doing fine, making a steady 5% return or worst negative 10% while they make billions of profits and pay their CEO'S in millions."

"I would like to help you have that security you need, the nest egg you worked hard all your life. If you entrust me with your financial investments I will guarantee you a minimum 10% return compounded annually and a monthly remittances of $1000. Oh, and Happy Birthday to you my lovely Lady Sarah!"

"Damn bastards you're right, the way they're handling my money nothing would be left even for my funeral!"

"I will drive you to the bank and let's close out your account and let me take good care of your retirement!

Then Uncle Earl drove Lady Sarah to the bank, withdrew all her money and entrusted it all of $300,000 to Earl Jones Financial Management.

"I would also like you to be the executor of my will!" Lady Sarah told Uncle Earl.

Uncle Earl took the money and put it as a downpayment to a new condiminium in his name.

Lady Sarah,(name changed for privacy), Show me the money!

The charming West Isle (Montreal Anglo suburb) financial advisor have seduced and sweet talk hundreds of mostly divorced, widowed women and even golf buddies, close friends, seniors and even family members in a fraudulent investment scheme. Uncle Earl will take your money send you monthly remittances, statement of accounts on your investments showing all of them making money, except your money goes directly in Uncle Earl's pocket to purchase luxurious condos in Miami, Montreal and the ski slopes of Mt. Tremblant, luxurious Volvos and Mercedes and a fat account in the Bahamas while he gives you crumbs of the money you gave him and send you false investment portfolio returns.

A good talker not quite a golf player!

Your humble suburban uncle!

But Uncle Earl spent his stolen money too greedily and starts to fail sending remittances to his clients (victims) and then stop answering queries and calls, that's when the victims called the cops and Uncle Earl won't be riding his Mercedes but the modified Ford Police car to jail!

How much do you make as a cop, invest in me!

And yes of course, Uncle Earl will never forget your birthdays, and your nieces and he'll always be there to attend a client's wedding, a christening, a funeral.

Not anymore!

*When a Jew says Trust Me!, it means You're Fucked!* No, Earl Jones is English and Anglican!

HUNDRED YEARS FOR 100 MILLION DOLLARS STOLEN? Quite unlikely, with Canada's lenient white collar crimes penalty he's out in 2 years and the investors money gone!

To a fine and gorgeous young lady,
who warms my old, old heart,
with her infectious smile,
and lovely eyes,
whose blog is a favourite of mine,
of the adventures and at times misadventures,
mostly happy and at times a touch of tenderness
and few naughtiness,
of BCUK'S sweetest thing,

"Happy Birthday SweetyMon!"

31C glorious august sun,
cool cerveza,
fine cohibas,
sprinkler on the lawn,
and some wet...

Pinch her for big!

COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THE FAST LYRICS? ME NEITHER LOL! PLEASE CLICK "A" ABOVE!

*did i say underwear?*
* i want cranberry vodka! she commands..*

CHEERIOS!!!!

"I've loved,

...and let me say, not in a shy way"...

*..to hell and back..*

So far August has been sunny and hot, a delayed summer? LOVES IT!!!!

Many are out sunbathing while it lasts as autumn winds are just around the corner, but be careful as the sun is really strong and protect yourself with harmful UV rays and unwanted tan lines.

*turn-d-whyter-shade of pale!*

"I will be king,

we can be heroes..."

(FOR LYRICS PRESS "A"!)

"...just for one day!"

*could you swim like flipper?*

"..and then God created Eva,
she disobeyed God, ate the forbidden fruit and gave some to Adam,

then wore underwears in shame.."

How you feelin'...?

Not feelin' too good myself...

*reaches out for alka-seltzer...yeuchhhhh!!!!*

Whatsofucking good about it?

I had enough of this F...ING S..T!!!!!!!!!

*sorry!*

'heard this song this morning driving to work, i thought it was good!

"Take a bow please!"

"French kiss mon amour?"

"Non, merci!"

"Wonder how you manage to feed the rest..."

PLEASE CLICK (GENTLY) ON BREAST FOR BIGGER!

*R U COWFED?*