fishing TRIP
Every summer, Dan and his buddies usually go for a weekend fishing trip. This time though his wife thought to break this tradition and objected for him to go and leave her all alone again.
He disappointingly told his friends that he won't make it this time.

His buddies left without him that weekend, but to their surprise as they walked down to the lake with their fishing gears they saw Dan already fishing by the jetty.

"I thought your wife didn't let you?", one of them asked.

Then he answered, "Well you see my wife saw me really sad with a beer in my hand staring blankly at the T.V., when she suddenly walked towards me in a real sexy negligee! "

"The more reason you shouldn't be here then", his friend told him.

'Well you see, she said that she really felt bad for me, so she told me that I can take her to the bedroom .... tie her up .... and....

I can do whatever I wanna do with her!"

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