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I'm tired of apples, I want - mangoes!

Mum: "I found this bag of pot in your drawers!"

Teen: 'Oh dat, it's my friend's, I'm only keeping it for him!"

"When I find myself in trouble,
mother Mary comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom... "

The Finish Line.

The Cannucks (Canadians) have a pretty good view of the U.S.A. Well we can see Sarah Palin's bedroom from Yukon, Canadian territory. Below is what most Canadians think about this historic U.S. election.

The finish line of the longest election marathon in the planet is just in few days. 20 months of campaigning, 200 presidential debates, 2 milllion TV ADS, $2 billion cost, Americans are suffering from post-traumatic election anxiety disorder.

For most Canadians, Barack Obama is an impressive figure whose victory would send historic message to Americans and the world. The ultra Conservatives and Republicans they see Obama as a left wing, tree-hugging, anti-oil drilling socialist,
who will steal their tax dollars, seize their handguns and declare all gay couples married.

Democrats are excited of Obama's victory but also terrified that votes will be stolen by racism and fraud, or Bush bombing Iran on election day to suspend the process.

Canadians FEAR a possible exodus of Americans to Canada as when American war dodgers in the 60's and 70's as they see Canada as their dream country where gay marriage is legal, medical marijuana is also legal both to relieve athritis and mental health, abortion is also legal-

Actually we've just awarded the highest Canadian Medal of Honour to the father of Canadian pro-abortion, for God's sakes to Dr. Morganteler who has defied Canadian laws before abortion was legal by setting up across Canada his abortion clinics(butcher shops to pro-life). Try to do this in Tennessee!

Sarah Palin is worried that Obama is going to socialize health care and turn the U.S. into a communist country like-Canada. She should know she could also see Canada from her window.

Many Democrats vow to leave the U.S. if Sarah Palin wins and have already been learning to sing the tune of Canada's national antherm altho' have changed the lyrics bit to:
"Hey Sarah,
did you tell them in Wazilla,
And with Godzilla,
Oh Sarah,
I'm so scared of you,
Oh if you become V.P.,
It's Canada for me!
Caaa-nada for me!"

The above post is an edited excerpt from THE U.S's NEVERENDUM ELECTION by JOSH REED, The Montreal Gazette/Nov. 1/2008