We were planning to have an outdoor party today, barbecue, swim at the pool, dancing and drinking then I looked outside and as if there is an eclipse at 9:00am, dark and it is gonna pour hard, it will be a pissy day! F%%%!!!!

Looks like we're gonna be dancing under ella-ella-e-e!!!!!!!!

i think i'm gonna move to some sunny island and just feed on sardines, bananas and rihanna!