An elderly lady in her 80's slowly entered the elevator on one of the posh buildings downtown.
A young chic looking woman stepped in then push the button to the penthouse floor.

Door closes and the old woman smelled the pleasant perfume the attractive but snobbish looking chic lady was wearing,
" it smells nice." she told her

"It's Ralph Lauren ROMANCE! $200 an ounce!" the chic woman replied with an air of arrogance.

The elevator stopped on the 2nd floor and another fashionable young woman walked in.
On the way up, the old lady again smelled the fragrant perfume the other girl was wearing.
" it smells very nice." she told her.

"It's Channel no. 5, $300 an ounce!" the fashionable woman replied with same an air of arrogance.

The elevator stopped and the door openned on the 3rd floor.
" Oh, that's for me!" said the old lady. On her way out, she let out a big fart,
The chic ladies held their noses in disgust.

"It's brocolli, $1.79 at Loblaws" she told them with a grin.