@ 2008-05-31 – 16:15:10
.. kidz make me smile,
"JET LI -Watch Out!"
"..not exactly Eva Longoria...I'd be scared too, lol!"
".. discoveries..."
"...da 1st haircut! - NOOOO!!!!"
"...R2D2.." kinda rusty though, the kettle!
"..who said furnitures made in china aren't strong?"
"..don't u eyeball me!!!"
" miley cyrus wannabe.."
" da 1st shot! ouch!..come on be a man, oh sh%t..i'm next!"
Are you smiling now?
Good! 
@ 2008-05-31 – 03:07:38
Objects of Desire
"They boasted the perfect shape and weight, so wonderfully sculptured were they, the curves so delightful and perfect to the eye that my hand reached out as if to caress their heavenly beauty."
"To the untrained eye, the couple stand silently apart in the drawing room, oblivious to each others' presence; but beneath the surface rages a torrent of lust, turbulent emotion and untamed desire. Bodices straining furiously, corsets creaking with inflamed passion and a smouldering beneath the petticoats which threatens a terrifying blaze at any moment."
"And when my lady seemed on the very verge of spontaneous combustion, i would play my trump card with aplomb: a practised hand would seek out my gold watch-chain and draw forth my majestic timepiece, dangling it suggestively while she fanned herself into an absolute lather."
The quotes above are from a friend, who never seems to be lost with words when it comes to expressing the beauty and passion of a woman. His words are soothing lyrics intertwined so eloquently that will surely make the ladies blush and quietly cherish the subtle titillation, to the envy perhaps of some men, who seemed to lack the gift of his quill. Yet the gentle seduction is never rude, humorous and satirical at times but always romantic and charming conveyed with a touch of class. This fine Brit gent, one of my earliest pals here at UK blogland, whom perhaps I share a common taste on the intoxicating creation called-a woman, needs no further introduction is the popular BCUK's Shakespeare in Love -ADAMANTIXX
Perhaps, on this day of your birth, what is more fitting as a gift, than to give you as present, two of earth's loveliest creatures, as they lay 'unwrapped' before your eyes to fulfill and live the beautiful words you have always adorned them. 
Just for one day, on your birthday!
Damn... aren't they?- i think i want them for me, want them back haha!
"Happy Birthday Pal!
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