@ 2008-05-31 – 16:15:10
.. kidz make me smile,
"JET LI -Watch Out!"
"..not exactly Eva Longoria...I'd be scared too, lol!"
".. discoveries..."
"...da 1st haircut! - NOOOO!!!!"
"...R2D2.." kinda rusty though, the kettle!
"..who said furnitures made in china aren't strong?"
"..don't u eyeball me!!!"
" miley cyrus wannabe.."
" da 1st shot! ouch!..come on be a man, oh sh%t..i'm next!"
Are you smiling now?
Good! 
@ 2008-05-31 – 03:07:38
Objects of Desire
"They boasted the perfect shape and weight, so wonderfully sculptured were they, the curves so delightful and perfect to the eye that my hand reached out as if to caress their heavenly beauty."
"To the untrained eye, the couple stand silently apart in the drawing room, oblivious to each others' presence; but beneath the surface rages a torrent of lust, turbulent emotion and untamed desire. Bodices straining furiously, corsets creaking with inflamed passion and a smouldering beneath the petticoats which threatens a terrifying blaze at any moment."
"And when my lady seemed on the very verge of spontaneous combustion, i would play my trump card with aplomb: a practised hand would seek out my gold watch-chain and draw forth my majestic timepiece, dangling it suggestively while she fanned herself into an absolute lather."
The quotes above are from a friend, who never seems to be lost with words when it comes to expressing the beauty and passion of a woman. His words are soothing lyrics intertwined so eloquently that will surely make the ladies blush and quietly cherish the subtle titillation, to the envy perhaps of some men, who seemed to lack the gift of his quill. Yet the gentle seduction is never rude, humorous and satirical at times but always romantic and charming conveyed with a touch of class. This fine Brit gent, one of my earliest pals here at UK blogland, whom perhaps I share a common taste on the intoxicating creation called-a woman, needs no further introduction is the popular BCUK's Shakespeare in Love -ADAMANTIXX
Perhaps, on this day of your birth, what is more fitting as a gift, than to give you as present, two of earth's loveliest creatures, as they lay 'unwrapped' before your eyes to fulfill and live the beautiful words you have always adorned them. 
Just for one day, on your birthday!
Damn... aren't they?- i think i want them for me, want them back haha!
"Happy Birthday Pal!
"
@ 2008-05-29 – 00:29:53
Maxime Bernier, the embatlled Canadian Foreign Minister has resigned his post after a report broke out that he had left
sensitive secret government documents at his lover's apartment. Canadian News had condemned Maxine Bernier for his lack of judgement which has all started since he became involved with Julie Couillard, a very attractive French Canadian woman, a registered Real EState agent with a past - former romantic liasons with alleged members of the notorious outlawed Biker Gang.
Julie Couillard have raised eyebrows from the moment she set foot at Parliament Hill, breaking the dress code protocol at her lover's Bernier's swearing in ceremony as Foreign Affair Minister. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with it,
why should everybody look like Hillary, one thing for sure she's wearing a thong not briefs!
"..merde! i have no pantsuits!"
" .. c'est pas pare que Montreal ici!"
".. a bit chilly here!"
Unfortunately, in the world of politics, hypocrisy is the rule of thumb, although Maxime Bernier, with his position have comitted a grave error of judgement in loosing his head and the old proverb proved itself again, show the brightest of man a woman's .... and he becomes absolutely stupid!
In this whole circus, I am not sure who is the victim here, Julie Couillard who had been crucified by the media, the opposition members of Parliament and square head Canadians since she appeared in the political scene has broken silence in this exclusive interview.
http://ondemand.canoe.tv/?cid=MKTPPCADCANNews__EN20080526_
Is she a victim or was she using him?
Be the judge! What do you think?
@ 2008-05-28 – 22:16:47
The casting for a multi million dollar film, King Lear's Daughters adaptation of Shakespeare's King Lear was being filled up at the recent Cannes Film Fest. So far, the 3 main characters have so far been chosen:
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Sir Anthony Hopkins as King Lear,
Gwyneth Paltrow as Regan, the deceitful middle daughter,
Keira Kneightly as the youngest and strong daughter Cordelia,
They are still searching for the eldest daughter Goneril and they're considering,
and to play her cousin Syphillis,
"...2b or not 2B!" 
@ 2008-05-28 – 00:56:06
..heard this tune on the way to work this morning,
got me tappin' and humming along this Aretha Franklinish tune,
lime-wired it when i got home, and googled the singer Duffy,
thought she was black, to my surprise I found out she's a Welsh blonde soul sista!
Apparently aready a big sensation in the UK, only starting to be heard over here,
so far this tune is up there now on the top hits...
"i like it!"
"..dunno what u do,
but u do it well,
you got me begging for mercy!"
"like this one too!"
"..when i get to warwick avenue.."
"..you likey?"
@ 2008-05-27 – 00:05:27
those 3 words,
i said too much,
but not enough...
"i love you! "
@ 2008-05-26 – 00:13:36
And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "You may freely eat of every tree of the garden; but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall die." Then the LORD God said, "It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper fit for him." So out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to the man to see what he would call them; and whatever the man called every living creature, that was its name. The man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for the man there was not found a helper fit for him. So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh; and the rib which the LORD God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man. Then the man said, "This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called "Eva", because she was taken out of Man." Therefore a man leaves his father and his mother and cleaves to his wife, and they become one flesh. And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed.
Now the serpent was more subtle than any other wild creature that the LORD God had made. He said to "Eva", "Did God say, 'You shall not eat of any tree of the garden'?" And the woman said to the serpent, "We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden; but God said, 'You shall not eat of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, neither shall you touch it, lest you die.'" But the serpent said to "Eva", "You will not die. For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil." So when "Eva" saw the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was to be desired to make one wise, she took of its fruit and ate; and she also gave some to Adam, and he ate. Then the eyes of both were opened, and they knew that they were naked and they were ashamed:
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So Eva said, let me cover up and put some nylons and garters on,
And that drove Adam even further nuts ....then he obeyed God's command and performed the multiplication.
More??
EVA MENDES - 'yay!
.. have a good week of multiplication!
".. oh sh%t! do i hear charlton heston coming?"
@ 2008-05-25 – 17:09:32
With all the big hoopla, comparing this final to then young Gretzky's Edmonton Oilers crumbling the N.Y.Islanders, tradition vs. ambition, if last night's game is an indication of the games to follow, this may just be the biggest mismatch in Stanley Cup Finals.
The fire in Sidney Crosby,which completely failed to ignite last night, will not be enough to match the solid defense, offense and Osgood's lightning sharp tending. The Wings outskated, outsmarted, outshot the Pens, who had only lost 3 games til last night, demolishing each team along their way to the finals to max 5 games, suddenly looked like disoriented birds last night unable to stop the well oiled, efficient Motortown wings.
DETROIT RED WINGS: 4/ PITTSURG PENGUINS 0
Let's see the next games if the Pens could recover from what hit them last night!
@ 2008-05-23 – 20:58:59
When I was a young boy, during the time of Coca-Cola iceboxes and jukeboxes, juicy fruit gum and baberuth candies, I also loved Marvel Comics and the like, which actually influenced me in drawing and illustrations as I drew all the super heroes as Superman and Batman, I also only read the comics section when my Dad get his Sunday paper. My mom used to subscribe The Reader's Digest and I only read one section there which was Laughter is the Best Medicine. Another Section in the Sunday papers I never missed was Ripley's Believe it or Not.
Life has changed much since then, in today's 5 seconds attention span, nothing much is treasured anymore, there were no longer James Dean, Maryln Monroe, Brando, Sinatra and Doris Days, we have hollow Spears, Lohans and Timberlakes. My superheroes are now computer generated fantasies, they were real too me when they were handrawn. I miss those days and most of these treasured pieces do not appear in the Sunday paper no more....
until this gentleman came along blogland, tirelessly giving us back our daily dose of laughter, some memorabilias, spectacular images that remind us that despite it all ...
"it's still a wonderful world!"
Below are few of my fave pics stolen from Jack:
Jack Frost's Believe It or Not
Glow that paints the sky above
Of Edison and God
Artic warmth
Once upon a time...
"To you big guy, cheers to a draft of Guiness, this one's for you buddy!"
"Happy Birthday and Have a Good one!!"
@ 2008-05-22 – 23:39:41
..that did not make it to the Wedding Album!
"..love hurts!"
"rear view"
"..woof!"
"..hic1, hic2 - hey!!!"
"watswrongwit her hun? -err..."
" okay-'nuff gimme dat!!"
"..just the garter not her....!"
" carry the bride! oopsss....!!!"
" i luv u 2 babe!"
@ 2008-05-21 – 23:39:31
Viewed by a record 96 million and after 56 million votes , more than twice the votes in last Presidential election, votes from yesterday's finals of most watched entertainment show in the planet, the winner by 12 million more than the other finalists, despite Simon Cowell's discouraging comments which he apologized live today before the results were announced is DAVID COOK and I agree.
It was the cool 25 year old rocker, David Cook over the cute 17yo pop balladeer David Archuelleta. For a while, after yesterday's finale of Cook's unfamiliar rock songs against Archuelleta's popular ballads seemed like, it's all but the counting and the cute teen takes the Idol, especially with a final comment from Simon that he won by a knockout and has beaten Cook in all three final songs. I thought Cook has better vocal range, personality and
star quality than the other, America agrees haha!
For the non-familiar, here's DAVID COOK!
An earler risky performance of Michael Jackson classic Billy Jean with a rock twist - thought that was simply, brilliant.
His final song, actually not his finest, unfamiliar to many but nonetheless very good performance, despite Simon's comments which he apologized live tonight, that having watch the show afterwards, he thought he was wrong. Well he was!
BONUS: An earlier performance, a spice of rock in Richie's classic Hello:
COOKIE Anyone?
@ 2008-05-20 – 22:00:48
The rooster kept teasing the cat by the riverside, kept flopping his wings and chasing the cat until the poor cat ended up in the water.
The pussy was so wet and the cock was so happy!
@ 2008-05-19 – 09:10:10
"..THE AUTUM WIND: sweeping blonde hair, canada shades and 80k pounds diamond."
I've most probably seen Autumn Kelly, as most West Islanders did when she used to work as a bartender at the 'burb pub Marlowe's, a popular hangout for the'hip' crowd in the West Isle, the largest anglo community in Montreal. I've heard she is very pretty, cool and has that "one of the boy's" attitude about her. According to the bar's manager she used to play with the boys and is actually a very competitive hockey player. But nobody in this town ever expected her to become not only being a member of the Royals but one of the most sought after instant celebrity.(paid $1M by Hello MAG UK, for exclusive interview and few PHOTOS)
I've lived in this part of the city, my girl took swimming at the Pointe Claire's Club (the best in the country, producing most of Canada's Olympic gold swimmers), my boy attended the same public high school (after being kicked out of private),except my kids haven't found any Royal suitors yet haha!
"GRAD PIC - AUTUMN"
"girls just wanna have..."
"'yay.."
"Romancing the Stone: YOU'RE MINE! AUTUMN"
THE FAIRY TALE IN BRIEF
The daughter of working class Irish immigrants, divorced hairdresser mother, an Air Canada pilot step-father and a construction worker bro,
just an ordinary family. But Autumn Kelly is not just your pretty blonde, she has a uni degree in Arts, major in Asian studies from McGill University, one of the prestigious universities in the world. She was a high scool psychology adviser, a model, then a promotion manager for Montreal's BMW Formula 1, where she encountered UK Marketing and Sales
Director Peter Phillips at the annual Grand Prix du Montreal, both coordinating UK BMW WILLIAMS team events. They've worked successfully as team coordinator's and instantly also "off the track".
Autumn Kelly never knew she was dating a Royal until 6 mos. after, watching a televised Royal documentary, her mother, shocked in disbelief, after seeing her future son in law, sitted with the Philipps family and the Queen's, he is the Queen's favourite and eldest granson, Prince Philipp, told her daughter, "Oh my God! Autumn, do you know what you're getting into?-and she marries her prince charming.!
..ain't NYYankees cup no mo!!
...fairy tales do come true!
UK tabloid spies all of a sudden have flocked Pointe Claire, an old but sleepy town of middle income community of maple and cedar treed, 50's cottages, bungalows and a historic Victorian lakeshore residences, a little English country in the sea of French Quebec. To their disappointment, this town is tight lipped and not quite Londontown nuts about celebrity dirt. And nobody wants to smear Montreal's Cinderalla story.
OOPPSSS!!
..aren't they, just- gorgeous?
ahh, we mere commoners, redblood and royal gazers!! 
ALL PHOTOS COURTESY OF HELLO MAGAZINE, UK
@ 2008-05-18 – 16:50:00
Let's test your artistic imagination, Interpret the following sketches, what are they? :
1)
2)
3
ANSWERS: TOMORROW 
pic-ASS-o
@ 2008-05-17 – 22:30:04
AWWWWW!!
FRANCOIS GUILLOT / AFP/Getty Images
MORE:
JUST, LUVLY
..AND SO MUCH IN LOVE!
PROUD PAPA!
TWINS X 2
Latest Angelina QUOTES:
" I never really wanted children of my own, I have always wanted to adopt children from poor countries, raise and provide them with otherwise they couldn't have, but then I fell in love! (to Pitt!)" - 'yay that's my lady!
" I play the tigress Queen in the movie (Kung Fu Panda), the movie is important for me and for my kids to respect their Asian culture. I am the character Tiger Queen in the movie, I believe there is a tiger in every woman!" - whatever you say babe! -meow!
@ 2008-05-17 – 18:56:44
"Some seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenuous argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along."
"Those who would talk with Iran or Syria were guilty of appeasement of a kind that once emboldened Hitler!" -George W. Bush, speech at the Knesset, Israeli parliament, in commemoration of the 60th anniversary of the founding of Israel.
The speech was interpreted by major political analysts as a sly attack on the President in waiting Barack Obama. As the reality of the first black President of the United States seems to unfold, a coalition of powerful segments in America are feeling quite uncomfortable, notably the ulra-conservative Mid-West, the American Jews and some racist and still prejudiced white segments of American society. No black American politician has come this close to the top.
What Obama has achieved is already a miracle in America. Most black politicians would have already folded, bloodied and destroyed with the onslaughts of political mud thrown over him. They tried to nullify his eloquence as simply rhetoric without substance. They dig the graves of his ancestry to find fault. They humiliated him with his picture garb in Muslim garments, they questioned his Muslim name. They exposed his pastor and mentor the ir-Reverend Wright. They criticized his wife. They fan the flames of racial divide. Now, they spin the "fear factor", that this man is weak and is dangerous as a leader of the free world.
And then the facts. At every interview, public speeches, at non prepared encounter with the press, Obama has spoken on any given policies with clarity, consistency and intelligence. The latest shot by Bush, to portray Obama as flirting with the terrorists and lay fear and mistrust among Jews was quick to counterpunch the damaging assault by quickly re-stating his consistent policy statements, that he had never stated engaging with the terrorist organization but spoused diplomatic dialouge with preconditions met. Republican candidate Mcain who hailed Bush's speech was caught live on tape after Hamas was elected a government in Palestine as perhaps, it maybe time to talk to Hamas then. The Republicans have been the ones flip-flopping their stands, then media spins it to the contrary. Hillary Clinton has voted for the invasion of Iraq, now criticize the act. Obama has from the outset never supported the war and voted against it.
Obama has condemned Iraq invasion a failed policy which has actually empowered Iran, with the enshrined Shite government in Iraq. The current Hezbollah takeover of Lebanon also proves another failure of Bush's policy in the area, making Lebanon more threat than ever to the security of Israel. The support of Abbas in an effort twart the elected Hamas in Palestine have divided the area, promoting a civil war, Palestinians killing each other, but nowhere shows the weakening of Hamas and the loss of lives in Israel and Palestine continuing and furthering the hatred and vengeance. He has praised the handling of North Korea, which was carried ironically through - direct high level talks and diplomacy with the enemy itself, the second person in the unholy trinity of Bush's doctrine of the evil empire thus Iraq, North Korea and Iran. He praised the military success of Bush's senior's Desert Storm, a swift military maneouvre safeguarding Iraq but not declaring an all out war Iraq. He praised Ronald Reagan with direct talks to the enemy, Russia's Gorbachev in the collapse of the Berlin Wall. He also praised the breaking of silence with Communist China by President Nixon that has paved the way of opening gates of Beijing that has led to the prosperity of China and gateway for Western commerce. All of them by the way Republicans, exemplary of the non-biased principles of the man. then he cited John F. Kennedy and Nikita Kruschev's dialogue that prevented the Nuclear war over the missiles in Cuba. So what is Bush's talking about that as history has shown that dialogue with the enemy is a naive assumption that the enemy will compromise? Is it because he can't talk and surrounds himself with bullies that dictates his policies. Have Bush ever had a single idea of his own? Damn, he fucked up even with the Katrina crisis!
In the end, the mudslinging and malicious attacks to weaken Obama, had boomeranged on his opponents and have actually helped Obama, who had never blinked and came unscathed, clean and as concise and clear, proving the indominable strength of character of a leader who will not crumble in time of a crisis, a gifted leader with a clear mind, uninfluenced by policies dictated by the generals and select groups, a hope for the fatigue, grieving, incredible loss of lives and drained finances created by a big American mistake, Geroge W. Bush.
The whole world is wating for the coronation of the most powerful man in the Universe, friends assured of continuous relations, enemies dropping the gun for a possible breakthrough, perhaps welcoming commerce, education and goodwill instead of American G.I.S, Many Americans want their respect back, noT the spit on their passports overseas. The world is wating to breathe fresh air after 8 years of painful Bushism.
If Americans are ready to grasp the facts, listen, watch and look, not at the colour and biased commentaries and Republican spin, they will clearly see the wisdom of the man - the man to bring about change and respectability back to America is
Barack Obama.
@ 2008-05-16 – 22:27:23
Nicole Sizzling -er
'pink-on-pink'
@ 2008-05-15 – 22:24:58
Usually when they say you look like a million bucks,
this isn't what you're supposed to:
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"Smile! Cheeessseee!!!"
Causing more traffic jam, Amy got out of her car and roam around asking for a cigarette.
"911- Help!..the bees are after my hair!!!"
This talented artist, Amy Winehouse, who looks more like 64 is only 24 years young,
and one of the richest Brit artist below 30, with estiimated fortune over 10 million pounds.
Sober, quite lovely actually! dont you think?
But would she sell, being clean and proper?
'amydrughouse'
@ 2008-05-11 – 07:55:46
"A mother always have to think twice,
once for herself and once for her child."
- SOPHIA LOREN
"mama jolie"
... to celebrate her day, to all luvly, luvly moms of the world, I dedicate this song:
@ 2008-05-10 – 13:39:19
Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now he's dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-
Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodys aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all-
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
Any way the wind blows....
Freddy Mercury
Freddy Mercury was not what most mom wants their boys to become, he was different, the above song mirrors his life, the intro starts in an angelic altar choir voices, into a tender ballad, to an operatic symphony, to heavy metal then into a soft heavenly fade... Freddy Mercury is gone, his genius and legacy left immortal.
Happy Mother's Day!
@ 2008-05-10 – 00:27:36
The flow of aid was delayed by the ruling military junta for more than a week after a powerful cyclone has left Myanmar and even at the present time only a limited aid workers, doctors, engineers and volunteers are permitted to gain access to the devastated areas. Hunger, desease and death multiplies as the victims wait for the much needed relief. There is a fear as it is usually the case of the spread of desease after a disaster as this.
"He should be given more medals after the body count from the people he denied food, shelter and medicine from this disaster?" "Isn't he just charming?"
"Well-fed, stomach blown, fat pigs! No wonder there's rice shortage!"
"meanwhile...the empty stomachs and the tears!"
"..the queue for life!"
Now watch this :
If there were dictators worth sticking the cluster bomb in their fat ugly asses and blow them to kingdom come and install the democratically elected Nobel Peace Prize for 1991 honoured Aung San Suu Kyi, it should have been this country not Iraq. Unfortunately WALMART is against this idea!
The ruthless generals in their effort to deprive its own people of food, shelter, medical aid and let them live in agony and die in the thousands to prevent foreign humanitarian aid organizations and workers for fear of exposing and witnessing the truth and preserved their rule of tyranny and oppression is criminal!
"where is lara croft?"
@ 2008-05-09 – 00:05:32
These are the top list of questions that Obama, Clinton and Mcain most likely wouldn't want to be asked:
"the colgate smile"
"Senator Obama, If ever you become a terrorist, what name would you prefer to be called?"
"scary laugh"
"Senator Clinton, do you wear boxers or briefs?"
"i'm a hero, be nice!"
"Senator Mcain, did the Dinosaurs got along with humans?"
Should Hillary quit?
@ 2008-05-08 – 00:28:26
"....still a part of everything I do,
you're always be in my heart,
just like a .....
"tenderly"
"bold"
"spinal beads"
"Brooklyn Brit"
"que jolie!"
'yay!
Now the song: Jordin Sparks-"TATTOO"
I kinda like tattoos on girls, small. discreet and strategic locations as back of the neck, shoulder, hipbone, above the butt and ankles. My favourite on girls are a rose, chinese characters, small dragon, a cross and some graphic. I think a bold tattoo above the arm, usually hidden by a short sleeve shirt is OK for men, anywhere else looks pimpy even sissy for me, my favourite is the dragon.
If ever you decide to have one, what tattoo would it be and where?
@ 2008-05-06 – 23:06:15
" My heart is crippled,
by the vein that I keep closing,
You cut me open,
And I .....
keep bleeding,
keep, keep bleeding .... "
LEONA LEWIS, Bleeding Love
@ 2008-05-04 – 14:22:57
No matter how a couple are attracted to each other,
most frequently it's the things we say and do that drives each other nuts, Here are few scenarios, some of them can turn ugly:
One day the housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to her, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
A young newly married couple just lying down lazily in bed one morning talking about their future. She whispers in his ear, "I would love to have 3 children." He answered, "I'd like only two." She insisted, "No, I think three would be fun!" After a long pause, he answered, "Listen, after the 2nd one, I'll have a vasectomy!" She thought for a moment, then replied, "Would you consider the 3rd one your child just the same even if is not yours?"
The husband asked his wife what is her biggest fantasy. She answered,
"I would like to have two men at the same time!". Confused and bewildered, the husband told her angrily, "That is insane, I am the only one who must have sex with you!" She laughs and answered, "I meant one man cleaning and the other one cooking!"
The wife was standing naked in front of the mirror unhappy looking at her body sighs to her husband, expecting some consolation, compliments and re-assuraance, "I am fat, my boobs are drooping, my ass is huge.." The husband never even took a glance and replied with smirk, "Well you got your eyesights perfect!"
Apparently, he never heard the shot!
Suddenly feeling guilty about neglecting his wife needs, the husband decided to take the the afternoon off and surprise his wife for an afternoon delight. He came home and his wife was not in the living room nor the kitchen, he quietly walked to the bedroom and opens the door and to his surprise caught his wife making out with his best friend. In rage, he pulled out his gun and shot him dead. The wife looked at him in disgust and anger and told him,"If you keep doing this, you gonna loose all your friends!"
Here's the way it should be, from Herman's Kermits, Hermits I meant!
"papapa....so how's da weather babe?"
@ 2008-05-04 – 02:07:02
" Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife!" is one of the 10 commandments and disobedience meant mortal sin punishable after death.
Three guys who just died recently met St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter explained that Heaven is a vast space of paradise and one must have a good vehicle to go around and depending on how faithful they were towards their wives will determine what vehicles they will be given.
He addressed the first guy: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?"
He tried to remember, then reluctantly answered: " I think, 5,6 or more..."
Then St. Peter told him: "Okay, take the Chrysler K car and get in!"
St. Peter asked the second guy and he answered:
" Only once, St. Peter, but I was drunk!"
St. Peter pointed the Toyota Corolla to take and enter the gates!
The same question was asked to the third guy, without hesitation he answered: "I have never been unfaithful to my wife!"
St.Peter said: "Good man, take the Mercedes Benz sports and enjoy!"
A week passed by and the three guys met and noticed the guy in Mercedes crying, the two guys, quite surprised asked him why and he replied sobbing:
"I just saw my wife!", he told them.
Still puzzled one of the two asked: "Isn't that a good thing?"
He answered sobbing even more:
"No! the bitch was riding a skateboard!"
@ 2008-05-03 – 12:53:02
The once pristine lakes of Alberta, Canada, once the paradise of Canada's national symbol, the Canadian geese, wild ducks and fowls has now turned into a more lucrative, new found wealth in the dirty sands that lie beneath is one of earths largest deposit of tar sands,processed into synthethic oil, making Canada one of the biggest oil exporting countries, now a thrillion dollar economic gold for the world's richest province, the Saudi-North, Alberta Canada.
As people from all over Canada and the rest of the world migrate for jobs
and livelihood in Saudi North, the once permanent residents of Neil Young's golden pond, Canada's proud geese, find alienation and death to its thousands as their home of clear, unpolluted lakes have turned into slimy toxic deadly black gold!
What's more important? The livelihood of the people or these birds?
"... the lake used to be here????"
" thought i'd try an oil bath!"
"am i worth saving?"
Ahh, here is one luvly Portugese-Canadian songbird that's here to stay, Nelly Furtado's,
" I'M LIKE A BIRD,
i DON'T KNOW WHERE MY HOME IS..."
Read more here!
@ 2008-05-03 – 11:08:15
The Montreal Canadiens, which now became the national team that the whole nation is routing for, is the only Canadian team left in the Stanley Cup Playoffs is facing elimination tonight at 7:00PM at what maybe the last "go HABS go" cheering at the Bell Center, the pubs all over Canada and the country's television sets.
The Canadiens is the better team of the two, outshooting the Philadelphia Flyers 2 to 1, they outskate the slow, big bad Flyers, they outplay them in passes, good plays and they deserve to win against the Flyers.
But why then, they are at this situation on the brink of elimination? Partly because of the non consistent play of superstar Kovalev, stupid penalties of Begin and others, non screen shots on goals, few rebounds,
non crowding of the goalie, precision and powerful shots on goal not the goalie, Price, the young Canadien goalie knees must not buckle but the real obstacle for the HABs remains "da BIRON WALL", Philadelphia Flyers'
Martin Biron.
"deep inside, i wanna be a baseball catcher!"
"follow da puck!"
"break-away? NO PROBLEMO!"
And to quote from Ronald Reagan of that historic moment:
"Mr Kovalev, break down this wall!"
We hope to see another history tonight in the most watched show in planet Canada!
See you tonight, oopppss gotta get my case of MOLSON beer and chips now!
gohabsgo!
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