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UK: 18+
U.S.: 18+
CANADA: 16+
QUEBEC: 13+
KHASEKSTAN: 8+
At the dentist's:
The patient was uncontrollably shaking prior to a root canal job and the dentist looked at the patient, hold his hand and tried to calm him down
and assured him:
" Once I've given you the injections you won't feel any pain! Just relax!"
To which the patient reacted even worse:
" I'm scared of needles, NOOOOOOOOO!!"
The dentist stood up, ponders momentarily, then told the patient to stay put and he'll be back.
The dentist came back and handed him a pill.
The patient look at it and quite confused he asked the dentist:
"This is VIAGRA, this isn't gonna calm me down??"
To which the dentist replied:
"No, but it will give you something to grab into when I inject that needle!"
Sex with a Dentist
Sarah has been with the same dentist for quite a while and she never missed any of her regular appointments as she loves to see him and actually quite attracted to him, excited at his cleanliness, precision and meticulous ways of working on her mouth and often fantasize what it's really like to f * * * a dentist.
Finally the fantasy became a reality, and after they f * * *ed, she exhaled
and looked at her dentist and said:
"Have I told you before that you really are an excellent dentist?"
Quite confused about the compliment, the dentist asked:
"Why are you telling me that now?"
To which she replied:
"Because I didn't feel a damn thing!"
I know, I know I gotta keep my day job!!
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