The US Presidential Candidates are:
Mcain, a war decorated Nam hero,
Clinton, former First Lady or
Barack Obama, scholar, master orator!

Introducing Canada's next Prime Minister, Stephen and Stephane in the Battle of the Geeks:
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STEPHEN HARPER, John Wayne's Illigitimate Son (rumored to be wearing girder on this shot, luvs Canadian bacon and maple syrup!)

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THE OTHER STEVE: STEPHANE DION, in a KUNG FU screen test to replace David Carradine!

Couldn't we have Diana Krall or Brian Adams perhaps?
"O'CANADA GLORIOUS AND FREAK..."