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The Fabulous Baker Boys is one of my favourite movies. It is an off beat movie about struggling musicians,of whom I've known quite a few, the Baker brothers, portrayed with realism by two low profile real good actors and real Bridges brothers, complimented by Michelle Pfeiffer as the raspy, sexy down the hill singer in the most memorable piano scene of all times. Go see it if you haven't, a rare un-Hollywood type real human drama in the life of struggling artists.

Baker dudes and hot Susie!!

The unforgettable red sizzle puff-a-piper on the piano scene:

...and one of the sexiest sax rendition of Baker Street:

Enjoy your Merlots smoothly, having one now...mmmmmm!! and have a great Sunday all!! Cheers!!
Ciao! xxxx

PASCAL-Montreal Gazette

Patrick Roy or King Patrick as they nicknamed him in Colorado, USA,is a living legend as one of best if not the best ever goalie in the NHL (National Hockey League) but also known for his legendary temper. It seems the King PATRICK II, Jonathan Roy has already broken his father's record, not in the number of saves, but in the number of punches thrown on the ice. Patrick Roy is the owner and coach and his son,Johnathan Roy is the goalie for Quebec Ramparts Junior League team, shook this hockey nation with his sensational display of violence on ice, crossing the blue line, shook loose from the referee, assaulted the non-involved,throwing at least 15 punches on the defenseless goalie of the other team, Chicoutimi.
He lifted the middle finger to the booing crowd as he skated back to the bench after he floored the other goalie and managed to brawl another player before exiting the ice. Video tapes showed his father and coach, did not instruct him to avoid the incidence and may have even encouraged it.
Both father and son face a minor seven game suspension and a minor fines
penalties.

THE MEDIA UPROAR CANADA and the U.S.:

THE WHOLE BRAWL:

This is indeed a bloody shame and bad example to this hockey nation and the kids on ice who look at the Minor Hockey League and NHL players as
their idols.

I did home made wine with my bro in law this winter and had about 3 glasses til now ....
damn this is good, it must be 1000 proof ...at the moment me is just feelin' real gooooooooooooooooooooddddd!!!!! *hic*

@#5&*(0_+~$%^&*()_+...........
CHEERSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

There is an amazing difference between American hypocrisy and France's shrug the shoulders attitude with regards to sex and morality of their leaders.

Bill Clinton was almost impeached for staining the dress of a fat young intern Monica Lewinski.

A popular New York governor, Eliot Spitzer resigned when exposed of hiring the services of an escort, Ashley Dupre.

The hero of 9-11, former mayor of NYC, was the last runner-up in the Republican leadership race, because he left his wife for a younger woman and his marital troubles.

French President's Sarkovsky's paparazzi covered French kissing La Bella Donna Carla only 2 months after separation, would have been a scandal in the States.

Carla Bruni's love affairs with Jagger, Clapton, Trump, etc. etc.. can never be the First Lady of the White House, but in flamboyant Francais,
this is just "cool". And La Carla does her "tatarela" in London and the crowd screams "awwwwwww!!"

"Lady Carla Marmalade..
Veuillez ...."

whispers.. "'yay!"

Be a U.S. politician and they will dig down the graves of your ancestors to find some mud they could smear on you. In this recent dirt digging, they have discovered the genealogy roots of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

Hillary is a distant cousin of Angelina Jolie, Madonna and Ceiline Dione of French Canadian ancestors.

Obama is actually distant cousin of George Bush!

Ironic innit?

"heels"

...cute?

The Lying Clintons??
Remember the infamous Billy's, "No, I did not have any sexual relationship with that woman"?? Which maybe partially true as sex means there is an actual intercourse, in Arkansas anyway!

Now it is Hillary's turn to try and fool the voters, in her attempt to bolster her foreign affairs experience over Obama, recounts her 1996 visit to Bosnia in vivid description of her arrival at the airport, greeted with raining bullets and docked to their cars for safety, portraying a fearless leader risking her life to be on the warfront. Unfortunately, she may have forgotten that the whole trip was filmed by CBS who has verified the scene of that Bosnia visit and here is the video of that so dramatic event:

But the Canadian version of that event was recalled by Montreal, Canadian born actor William Shatner's, which seems more believable than Hillary's account, see this:

A mispeak? Taken out of context?
In my book, it's caught- plain lying! But who'tf is an honest politician, anyway?

Just few months more in the office, Bush and company will be booted out of the office after 8 years of the axis of evil doctrine that got stuck in Iraq, 4000 military dead, 100ths of thousands injured and decapitated, thrillions of dollars, plumetting U.S. economy and dragging the American image to the gutter, a soon to be released movie about Bush and company is already creating a buzz to be an instant B movie classic.

Coming soon, the greatest epic movie since " The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". A story of forbidden love set against the backdrop of the Weapons of Mass Denial!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushgulfwars2.htm

Warning!!:
EXTREME VIOLENCE: Dick Chenney hunting and shooting lawyers!!
LANGUAGE: Lip readers required to translate Bush SR. -READ MY LIPS!
NUDITY and EXPLICIT SCENES THAT WILL MAKE YOU PUKE!:
Bush and Condi in a kinky role reversal sex scene.
GRAPHIC SCENES: The fat dictator eating the Ninja turtles in a sewer in Baghdad!

Unfortunately the movie maybe banned in Texas, U.K. and Beijing!

PASCAL-the GAZETTE

These faces below are not Chinese nor Nepalese,
they are TIBETANS!!

"VIVE LE TIBET LIBRE!!!"

"If you want others to be happy, practise compassion,
if you want to be happy, practise compassion." - DALAI LAMA

Low -13C, I don't care it is SPRING!!!


PHOTO: Donna Belanger
IRISH BLOOD (Of Guiness and Jameson)

PHOTO:Kim Redding
"..'am too early for the robin sing??"

PHOTO:Kim Redding
WTF????
MORE PICS OF MONTREAL WINTER-SPRING?

CHEERS!!!!!  HAVE A GREAT EASTER EVERYONE!!

The real meaning of Easter is not bunnies and chocolates, just as Christmas is not about Christmas tree and Santa Claus. Easter is the miracle of Resurrection of Christ, the basic meaning of all Christianity.
That Christ died to redeem us from sins and arose from the dead and ascended into heaven.

Here is my impression of that event:

Is Jesus GOD? I think he was a holy man.

There are many questions in the Christian faith and the answer is it is a miracle, therefore you simply have to have faith and simply believe it!

How can there be 3 persons in one GOD, for example?

Why is Jesus addressing his father(God) in his last words, "Father why thou has forsaken thee?"

Many questions remained unanswered.......

1. "Father, forgive them, they know not what they do." Lk. 23: 34 Pater, dimitte illis, quia nesciunt, quid faciunt.

2. "This day thou shalt be with me in Paradise." Hodie mecum eris in Paradiso. Lk. 23: 43

The Pieta, Jesus Christ, The Catholic Church3. "Woman, behold thy son." Mulier, ecce filius tuus. Jn. 19: 26-7

4. "My God, My God, why hast thou forsaken me?" Deus meus, Deus meus, utquid dereliquisti me? Mk. 15: 34 (Mt. 27: 46)

5. "I thirst." Sitio. Jn. 19: 28.

6. "It is finished." Consummatum est. Jn 19: 30

7. "Into thine hands, O Lord, I commend my spirit." In manus tuas, Domine, commendo spiritum meum. Lk. 23:46

"The 7 Last Words of Jesus"

Every good Friday, the Passion of the Christ is played in the Philippines-
LIVE!

Many penitents volunteers to be nailed on the cross (REAL) for the absolution of their sins. The Vatican does not accept this practice. The Philippines is the only predominantly Catholic nation in South-east Asia, ruled by Spain for 400 years who brought Catholicism and name the country after King Philipp of Spain in the 1600.

SEE THIS: WARNING THE SCENES MAY BE TOO BLOODY AND GRAPHIC FOR SOME VIEWERS.

Don't eat meat on Good Friday, say a little prayer and have a Happy Easter everyone!!!

What do priests eat on Good Friday?
NUN!!

Pascal-Montreal, THE GAZETTE

"VIVRE LE TIBET LIBRE!" (LONG LIVE FREE TIBET!)

While the greedy West makes China rich at the expense of the loss of jobs and resources and China showcases it's new found wealth in the summer Olympics, this former one uniform bicycle nation must give back to the West that feeds her by stopping the bullying and reign of terror in the poor countries of Myanmar and TIBET!

Damn!! That's an awesome looking bike, innit?

Ashley Dupre, the 22 year old high end hooker who brought down New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has turned into an overnight million dollar baby!

She dominated the media in the U.S. and Canda during the past 3 days. She
was the headline news above Hillary and Obama, Lohan and Spears.

Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler are vying for her spread for a cool million. Likewise a major adult movie producer is offering her few millions for one sex flick!

Her two demo songs for sale already have reached a million downloads at current 98c/download. A book offer and a music record deal is also on the way!!

Meanwhile the other sinner, Spitzer has lost all integrity, the supposedly nicknamed Mr.Clean and crimebuster, who himself introduced mobilized the busting of prostitution rings, while actually using the prostitutes - explain that?
He lost his seat as the Governor of New York, lost his BAR licence, his marriage now on the rocks and has to face the shame of her three daughters. He said he has already started his atonement but he may still be facing prosecution and jail time!

PLEASE CLICK ON IMAGES TO ENLARGE!

TIMOTHY A. CLARY AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE VIA GETTY IMAGES

This raises fundamental questions to the whole society we are living right now or does it really matter in today's Hollywood generation?
Is this a fair turn of fortune? In this celebrity hungry, fast money, instant fame generation it seems that's the name of the game!
A university graduate who went to rigorous study and training to become an engineer, a doctor, a lawyer will never make the kind of money celebrities make.

The weight of the scandal and more perhaps the betrayal and cheating of her husband has taken a toll on his lovely wife as in this picture of before and after.

TIMOTHY A. CLARY AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE VIA GETTY IMAGES

SOTT WINTROW/GETTY-IMAGES

Does the Dupre affair poisons the minds of more young women, especially the vulnerable from broken homes and emotionally unstable lead them into a more lucrative prostitution, of course this is already true.

Also this has surfaced on the news lately, that Spitzer never used condoms - which is rather stupid being Client #9. haha!!

With all the snowfall dumped in Montreal,
you could still make it somehow romantic,

like a romantic sleigh ride perhaps?

WARNING!! THE FOLLOWING TEXTS ARE INTENDED FOR ADULTS ONLY, READER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED AND PLEASE OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING RATINGS:

At the dentist's:

The dentist stood up, ponders momentarily, then told the patient to stay put and he'll be back.
The dentist came back and handed him a pill.

To which she replied:
"Because I didn't feel a damn thing!"


I know, I know I gotta keep my day job!!

Three naked Canadian University Students braved the subzero temperature yesterday to protest against Canada's Seal Hunt.

DAVID BOILY AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE/GETTY IMAGES
GUTSY CANUCKS!!

*nipfreeze-n-cockshrivel*

Nothing stops Montreal's biggest parade tomorrow, blizzard and all, pass the GUINESS YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

PLEASE CLICK TO ENLARGE:

IRISH CANUCKS!!

CANADIAN IRISH GREYHOUND
Everything Green is allowed in the parade. SEE MORE OF MONTREAL PARADE!!

GUINESS BLACK

French jealous of St.Patrick's Parade in Montreal, when damn politics get in da way!!

IRISH BLOOD

IRISH DUDES:

CHUCK NORRIS: Contrary to popular belief, they said Chuck Norris kicked all the snakes out of Ireland!!

JFK, Simply!!

VAN THE MAN!! My idol, IRISH MOONDANCE!!

And this is where I'm planning to celebrate tonight!!
More Guiness please on tap yeahhh!! CHEERS AND HAPPY ST. PAT!! (*HIC**)

Just notice my counter and noticed I am read in 68 countries, my largest visitors is the U.S., 590 visitors this early 9AM, this is crazy-unless the CIA is after me!
No, I don't work for the Emperor Club Agency haha!!!

..ol' lady still in bed, got up slowly, heads to the bathroom..ya ya I put da sit back!!!, brews espresso, flicks a cig, walks and opens da front
door, my Sat papers not there and snowing again.... the day is starting
very well as you can see!!

..ooops the espresso pot is overpouring ...
see ya in a while!!

The movie: Pretty Woman, 3 grand a night with Roberts (probably more for Gere?)


REALTIME: The 5k Spit Sir Affair!

This is not a very pretty picture to imagine...
I really  think she should have charged more!!

proverb: " Three things can ruin a man,
power, money and a woman"

In the movie, Richard Gere paid $3k to Julia Roberts to stay for the night. In New York, Eliot Spitzer paid "Kristen" Ashley Alexandria Dupree
$4,300 for 1h of services. If she works 5h per week, she would have an annual income of 1.3 million dollars a year, not bad!.

This young 22 year old, 5'5" petite, pretty brunette, who could have been any parent's estranged daughter, left a broken home at 17 yrs old, suffered in drug abuse, finally crossed the Holland Tunnel two years ago for the last time , to leave the working class neighborhood of New Jersey, to seek fame and fortune as a singer in Radio City, perhaps in the path of J.Lo and Madonna, but ended up in the more lucrative easy money as an escort for the Emperor Club Agency, providing services for the sexual appetites of the Manhattan's rich, crooks and powerful and living in the luxurious 11k a month Manhattan condo.

Yesterday, Ashley Alexander Dupree was the most browsed figure in the Universe. MySpace servers overloaded at 3pm and closed down her blogsite which had 5 million hits. Likewise, the Emperor Club Escort Agency crashed down yesterday due to overload. Her two demo songs online for sale at 98c to download may just make it to platinum. And this is not the end of possible mega-million deals for this unlikely lost kid, who had brought down the Emperor of New York, in this suddenly bizzare way of acquiring fame and fortune.

Here is "Kristen" (working name) Ashley Alexandra Dupree, for free!

You can hear her for 98c, but you can have her body for an hour at $5,000. You blame her?

"RINGGGGGGGG", No sir, she's off today, who?, Charlie Sheen? Excuse me sir, President Clinton on the line, hello!..."

If it is any consolation, it's nice to drive home from work in broad daylight!!

I'm alive againnnnnnnnnn!!!  Ice Cold beer and steaks comin'..

Looking outside in the yard, damn my barbecue grill is buried almost 10' under the snow??? Oh well, perhaps not quite just yet!!

Tequila Sunrise?

Sometimes, instead of having a good time, it ends up to romancing the stone!

The CLINTON-OBAMA campaign has gone gutter low with the recent publication of Barack Obama's 2006 photo in traditional attire on a visit to Kenya.

The photo is suspected to be released by the CLINTON camp in a desperate move to clinch the nominations for the Democratic Presidential Candidate.

The photo sent the world buzzing of the smear campaign to raise racial divide and instill fear in Americans of the Muslim roots of OBAMA.

The most watched program in America and Canada is the show the American Idol, who made stars of Kelly Clarkson, Carey Underwood and hopefully my niece, Marielle. Here, watch and listen to this 'lil' dynamite of power vocals and charisma. ENJOY!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Not really my niece although she looks like one of my nieces!

There's many good things about Montreal,
European mentality and diverse culture,
the finest restaurants in North America,
the best bagels in the world,
the best smoked meat (pastrami in NY)in the world,
the beautiful women,
the Grand Prix,
the biggest Jazz Festival in the world every summer,
the hockey legend,
Leonard Cohen, Donald Sutherland, Ceiline Dion.
There is something awful about this town, the long winters and this:

Latest weather update:
Heavy snow flurries starting Friday, winds up to 70k, and a total snowdump of another 30cm by the time the storm is over!

See latest Montreal snow photos:
http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/galleries/readersphotos1204.html?g=0

My womanizing friend confessed to me the other night that he found out his wife was also cheating on him. When he approached her about the subject she told him:

"Whats good for the goose is good for UGANDA!"

Here are unrelated 'whatever' happening out there some does not concern me one bit but my cluttered brain process them anyway:

I said "'nuff already!"  just after the last snowstorm last week, well what do you know, surprise, surprise starting right now at midnight another 25-30 cm by the time its over by Thursday! Now I have to say "F**K IT ALREADY!!!
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The OBAMANIA seemed to have lost it's momentum, loosing the main state of
OHIO, a landmark state, that all Presidents of the United States have all won the primary in Ohio. Texas is very close and may not get the results till tomorrow AM. No matter Hilary bounced back, as the negative campaign overdrive on Obama in the last 3 days seemed to have put the eloquent senator on the defensive answering allegations of some unscrupulous member of his caucus and of deluding voters by promising to cancel NAFTA (North American Free Trade Act, a comprehensive Free Trade between US, Canada and Mexico) and ensuring the concern of the Canadian government, in a meeting between the Canadian diplomats at the Canadian Embassy in Washington and the Obama representatives, that what Obama is proclaiming in the campaign is nothing but a political rhetoric and not an official policy. To which the Clinton camp hammered and made the headlines, "Obama says something in public and another in private". Hilary continues to drive a campaign to show that Obama is all eloquence but hollow in real solutions as she attacks his credibility in this statement: "I have a lifetime of experience, Obama has the speech of 2002 (the most applauded, most standing ovation ever on a speech in a National Convention). It's politics in all its ugliness all over again.
For Obama, this will be the test if that brilliant tongue now can have the legs to withstand the wicked and dirty blows of real-politik, or else the dream, remains just that!

                                                                                 ~.~

Sir Conrad Black, press magnate and baron, who abandoning his Canadian Citizenship for a Knighthood to the Queen, was today ushered from his Florida mansion to the prison penitentiary to serve his first day in jail, sentenced 6 1/2 years in prison from milking away the public company, he headed, Hollinger Inc. for 6 million dollars of bogus allocations. From a man who sat on a golden bowl now has to clean his inmates toilet bowls. His new nick names are Conrad BLOCK and Lord of the -O- Rings!! He's still wear pin'stripes though! Sad?
Part of the disgust of many ordinary Americans and Canadians towards Conrad Black, which may have contributed in the jury's hate for this man is his complete personae of arrogance and looking down at ordinary people and a face without remorse nor humility whatsoever, even more despised is his wife's equally snob character and show of extravagance of flauntless show of jewelry and expensive attires at public appearances. She's still got the money and the mansions while her senior citizen husband serves time, she'll have plenty of time and money but I'm sure she's gonna miss him very much, maybe!

                                                                                   ~.~

It's my wife's birthday today, took her out for supper with my two step-daughters, nothing fancy. Promised her to do karaoeke on Thursday on one of the nearby clubs and only sing to her. She warned me to only sing to her!

That's it folks, off to bed, shovelling more snow early morning to get out of another messy storm! NITE ALL! XXX

It is Mother's Day in the U.K. It is a day of tribute to all mothers, single, married, or any ethnic background, who carried us in their womb and brought us into this world. She may tend to be a household mom, taking care of the children and the husband, the house, the preparing of meals or a working mother or both. This amazing and and wonderful person is simply called, a Woman.

bonus:

CIAO! XXX

The US Presidential Candidates are:
Mcain, a war decorated Nam hero,
Clinton, former First Lady or
Barack Obama, scholar, master orator!

Introducing Canada's next Prime Minister, Stephen and Stephane in the Battle of the Geeks:

STEPHEN HARPER, John Wayne's Illigitimate Son (rumored to be wearing girder on this shot, luvs Canadian bacon and maple syrup!)

THE OTHER STEVE: STEPHANE DION, in a KUNG FU screen test to replace David Carradine!

Couldn't we have Diana Krall or Brian Adams perhaps?
"O'CANADA GLORIOUS AND FREAK..."

Win or loose, BARACK OBAMA is already a champion. If the momentum carries on and the OBAMA-MANIA sweeping America, the United States will make history to elect the most unlikely candidate, ironically with just one letter diferrent from America's no. 1 enemy, OSAMA and a middle name of the deposed dictator of the quadzillion dollar Iraq war, may just be the next President of the most powerful nation in the planet.

America has never seen nor heard a brilliant and eloquent speaker and electrifying charisma since John F. Kennedy. Devoid of the Afro-American southern accent in the manner of the failed Jesse Jackson nor the typical urban black "jive" lingo, this self-made Harvard scholar and articulate, decent Senator is sweeping America and the world, wary of the 7 years of "Bushism" and the Texas rangers.

Below is an awesome video produced by the supporters of OBAMA for PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN, where his speech was mimicked as powerful song lyrics, featuring most of today's recognizable artists.

YES WE CAN, Si si Puede!!

d'ya think he can?

MORE OBAMA:

'THE NEW 'MOCCA' HOUSE"

"Tall and tan and young and lovely, the boy from Kenya..."

SARAH HUSSEIN OBAMA, Barack Obama's step grandmother, illiterate and barefoot, holds a chicken in her tin roof bungalow, lives without electricity and water may just have a seat of honour in the Presidential Inauguration in Washington. - (source: NICHOLAS D.KRISTOFF, New York Times)

"OBAMA SHIRTS-HOT MERCHANDISE!!

"OBAMA - FEVER"

DYA HAVE FEVER TOO?