...then God created Adam,
but he was lonely
and kept looking funny at the damn sheeps,
Very much troubled and worried
about the possible ugly consequences,

He urgently created the two Evas..

I know you will click:
eva_longoria EVA MENDES
PHOTOS COURTESY OF OOOWEEE (My son's)

..BUT THEY PREFERRED THE MACINTOSH!! 
(what's wrong with Windows?, they  didn't like bill gates!) [dat voice again!]

'have a good Monday!, 8degC, HEY ITS SPRING!!!!!! (Wait!!)