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  • In and Out

    HELLO EVERYONE! :)
    'BYE :wave:

    .." I keep on fallin',
    in n out ..", nice song - Keys, Alicia

  • The First Gentleman

    There maybe a strong possibilty that Bill Clinton maybe the next First Gentleman at the White House.

    As President Hillary discusses world bilateral issues with mostly male world leaders, the First Gentleman has to entertain the leader's wives
    in the rose garden,

    hopefully not in the the oral office.

    Please Click to Enlarge Willy - that doesn't sound right!!

    The Oral Office
     Again???

    BONUS: A recent SURVEY asked American women if they had a chance to sleep with an American President  who will it be?
    George W. BUSH:: 98 % say they wouldn't
    John F. Kennedy: 50% say they would
    Bill Clinton: 50% said they already did!!!!!

  • Now this made me laugh!

    hehe
    PHOTO: KEVIN LAMARQUE REUTERS

    Could anybody please explain to me wtf  this guy is saying!
    Famous Dubya quotes:


    - I think we all agree, the past is over!

    - This is still a dangerous world,

      It's a world of manmen and uncertainty
      and potential mental losses!

    - Is our children learning?
      Will the highways of the internet
      become more few?

    - How many hands have I shaked?

    - They misunderstimate me.

    - I am a pitbull in the pantleg of opportunity!

    - I know that the human being and the fish can co-exist!

    - Families is where our nation finds hope,
      where our wings take dream!

    - Put food on your family!

    - Knockdown the toll booth!

    - Vulcanize society!

    - Make the pie higher!

    - I am the Decider!

    Apparently he's a Yale graduate and has a Harvard MBA,
    he should get a refund!

     

    damaged brain cells - one too many??, *hic*

  • Jesus Cool!

    I think this is cool!
    jesus cool!
    http://www.blog.co.uk/community/profile_photo_sizes.php?item_ID=2297075

  • WTF IS HAPPENING????

    I'm really feeling down this month, then I go through
    most of friend's posts and everybody seems depressed as well...

    I even went to bed with Paulina (Rubio) last night, that made it even worse!!!!!

    hahahahahaha!! - Sorry, I thought that was funny???
    I need a bloody drink -
    again?

  • January blues continue...

    ... just to test my already pissy mood,

    my car won't start this morning... F*!~ !!!!!!!

  • Bootie whack!

    88|88|88|"chain, chain, chain...."

  • Going down...

    I had a lousy domestic weekend,
    And I'm not looking forward to go to work tomorrow,
    and it is still January!!!!!!!!

    I need some 'excitement' , dunno what!

  • WAT DA????????????

    EXTREME WARNING: IF THE MOVIE EXORCIST, PSYCHO AND THE LIKES  SHOCK YOU, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO.  THIS VIDEO IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE WEAK OF HEART!  DO NOT WATCH WITH CHILDREN AROUND!

    WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!

    PLEASE ADJUST YOUR VOLUME TO LOUD BEFORE PLAY:

    3.5million views on youtube ..... freakieeee!!!!!!!!

  • The long January

    This month seems eternity...
    Tomorrow's forecast low is not bad -15C,
    To start the week Monday, will be -26C .... nice! WTF!

    I think hell is frozen?

    Then Bobby Fisher died! Non related topic? How my mind works, sorry!

    Britney converting to Islam?

    'Cant wait for Valentines? ...OK, SEE YA LATER!

  • Keys, Alicia

    'heard this on the way home, not my usual Classic Rock fave,
    but the unique, creative tune and melody caught my attention.
    And of course the fantastic display of vocal versatility is amazing,


    Amazing sound, instrument play and arrangement,
    Awesome sing,
    Gorgeous singer!


    Watch n listen to the artistry,
    talent and beauty that is - Alicia Keys: "No One"


    "O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!!!!"
    Oweeeeeeee multiple-"O", for sure!
    Mi I like! :DD

  • The Ugly American

    The Dixie Chicks, Neil Young (he's Canadian), then PINK in the ugliest portrait of an American President!
    Is this Bush's legacy?

  • Blonde on Blonde

    Cate Blanchet, Best Actress, Golden Globe Awards

    The living legend of Classic Rock, Bob Dylan?

    Picture
    PHOTO:ALLIANCE ATLANTIS VIVAFILM

    Look so much like Dylan, during the bed hair, amphetamine years, Cate Blanchett is creating an OSCAR buzz for her portrayal as Bob Dylan in a new movie, I'm Not There a story about the life of Bob Dylan.
    Quite interesting!

    And here's a bonus for Dylan fans, quite appropriately:
    "Lay Lady Lay" !

    See and hear more of Dylan: http://thespiritofrock.blog.co.uk/2007/10/08/dylan_revisited~3100945

  • Optical Illusion

    It may not be a bad idea to have a visit to the optician especially ....

    This video is FOR ADULTS ONLY!

    mmmmm....??????!! U-(U-(U-(

    'hardshift'-davij-17aug07

  • January blues!

    This month just sucks!!!!
    2008 is starting really sh**!!!!

    Time for "UMA"!!

  • COUNTERCLOCKWISE

    Counter-Clockwise

    If I was the Creator, I would have reversed the circle of life.
    Just imagine:

    80-70: The harden heart arteries starts to loosen up, the thinning bones are getting its mass back, the athritic nerves starts to soothe.

    70-60: The hair slowly sprouts again from the scalp, the sagging skin slowly tightens up, the wrinkles diminish

    60-50: We start working again at top of our salaries, our house is paid for, the kids are out of the house and we travel more.

    50-40:
    We have our full hair back with just a bit of silver on the sides. We look so dignified, mature and enjoy the game of golf again.

    40-30:
    Our kids are so beautiful at teenage years, and we're busy climbing up the ladder, enjoy our friends and social activities.

    30-20:
    We meet our wife, we coochie-cooed a lot, then we got married to coochie-coo some more.

    20-13:
    We jerked off like there's no tomorrow, fucked like rabbits, drank like a sponge, inhaled everything that smokes, drive our parents back to the wall!

    13-7:
    We noticed our pubic hair just growing,among other things, we cant stand the pimples on the face, we're getting shorter, smaller, we're loosing reason

    7-3: we go back to innocence ..da-da-da,

    3-0: we get even smaller and go back to enter our mother's vagina
    9mo before birth: we slept peacefully and grew underwater fed with the unbilical tube tied to mummys.

    THE END:  A BIG BIG ORGASM!! 88|88|88|

    Isn't that a better way to go?!!

  • LIPPPSSSSSSS.....


    lips

  • Blowjob in Canada

    My car shed was blown away and almost went flying on the streets of Montreal today!

    If you're interested to know what kind of weather we've been having in Canada lately maybe the comments with fella Canuck, Tammy
    on my last post: "Rainshowers in January" will explain my frustration!!!

    Comment from: ganesharocks [Member]

    Don't worry amigo if we give enough money ...add in an additional emissions tax etc., and pretty soon they'll tell us the planet is fixed and there will no longer be a problem!

    How was the wind there today? It was nuts here.

    Comment from: davij pro

    I told you so lies and half truth runs this planet!

    Talking about the wind, I gotta go home early today as my wife phoned me our car-shed was blown out of its anchors, tilted 90 degrees and thanks to the neighbors to tie it down my porch railings or else you would have seen 'davij's shed' flying and causing havoc in the streets. Luckily my wife went out to do some errands and her car wasn't parked under or it could have been worse. I don't know if you have these temporary winter carsheds( steel framing and a canvas cover) in Toronto (not sure if ur fr. T.O or Missisauga?), but in some parts of Montreal they are allowed to have them in Winter to put over your driveway.

    The wind is unusual for Montreal ghusts up to 100km/h, started noon and still blowing strong and causing havoc
    in town, no electricity in many areas, fallen trees, etc. etc... will catch the local news later to check further.

    This is quite a late Dec-January I've never seen in my whole 35 years in Canada, 3 - 40cm ea snowstorm in 4 weeks, -30C few days last week, plus 10deg and raining the past 3 days,
    now this Katrina like winds.....

    FED-UP!!!!!!!

    GOTTA CONSULT http://www.blog.ca/user/kaliyugashaktimama/ WHICH PLANET IS BEST TO GO! SUGGGESTIONS?

    MARS, VENUS, URANUS ???
    PLUTO IS PLUTOED!!!

    MIHADENUFF-I GOIN, DODO!!!!!!!!!

  • Rainshowers in January

    It's a balming 10degC, 18 deg above average and showers in Montreal for the past 3 days, while I prefer the warm climate I am not sure if this is really good.

    Al Gore and David Suzuki warn us we are all gonna die soon, the anti- environmentalists say this is the least hurricane season ever recorded.

    Whomever you believe, there are some worrying weather patterns happening before our eyes. Have you ever thought this was possible before? (PHOTO BELOW):

    ARTIC BEACH
    "The Artic Meltdown"
    Photo: FRANCOIS LENOIR REUTERS

    And the price of oil climbed to $100 US a barrel ....
    oh-oh-mercy, mercy me!!! (marvin gaye)

  • The President of the United States of America

    President HUCKABEE?

    President OBAMA?

    "dont mind me folks, just talkin' outloud -just like that!"

    OH-BAMA-LOO, HACKA-BAY-BAYBEE!!!
    wtf!lordhavemercy!

  • Sorry Mom - Christmas Card

    A Mom was so happy to receive a Christmas card from his son overseas
    until she read the greetings:

    "Wishing You All the Best for Christmas and New Years Mom!
    I was about to enclosed you a cheque but I already have sealed the envelope!"

    Your loving son,
    John

    88|88|88|

  • Late for Work and Feeling Like Sh**?

    You are not alone, all these people were late for work:

    The head of a company was late as he had to dropped his son who started kindergarten.

    An employee was late because it was
    His turn to bring donuts.

    One woman was late because her
    Alarm clock didn't go off in time.

    One was late because of being stuck on  traffic  at the Turnpike
    Because of an auto accident.

    One of them
    Missed his bus.

    One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
    Time to change.

    One's
    Car wouldn't start.

    One went back to
    Answer the telephone .

    One had a
    Child that dawdled
    And didn't get ready
    as soon as he should have.

    One couldn't
    Get a taxi.

    The one that struck me was the man
    Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
    Took the various means to get to work
    But before he got there, he developed
    a blister on his foot.

    He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
     
    All of the above  are alive today because they  were late and survived the 9-11 disaster.

    Now when I am
    Stuck in traffic ,
    The children are slow getting dressed,
    You can't seem to find the car keys,
    You hit every traffic light,
    Miss an elevator,
    Turn back to answer a ringing telephone ...
    All the little things that annoy me.

    I think to myself,
    This is exactly where

    God wants me to be
    At this very moment..

    ~Anonymous~

  • Dalai Lama (NOT)

    I read this quote on a blogsite and it's quite interesting, if it isn't actually the way the world is today?

    "Lies and half-truth shall set you free"

    makes you think.....

     

  • The Elysees' Shuffle : French Can-Can

    Where a President was almost impeached from office because of a blow-job from an aspiring White House intern, where a qualified former mayor of New York and hero of 9-11, Guillani will have no chance at the Oval Office because of his unucessful marriages, France shrugs off it's shoulders and says "et puis?" (so?) to the current "First Lady" shuffle at Palais de Elysees.
    France couldn't care less about affairs and mistresses in the high office, in fact it is almost celebrated and applauded compared to uptight America.

    The former Prime Minister, playboy Pierre Elliot Trudeau of Canada, known to have encounters with celebrities as Barbra Streisand, Margot Kidder among many less known celebrities, had once quoted the infamous "The Parliament has no business in the bedrooms of the nation" when questioned about the morality of his rather flambouyant encounters.

    So exit Cecilia, welcome Carla? "Et puis?" (SO WHAT!)

    PRESIDENT DE LA REPUBLIQUE
    president

    BAREFOOT CONTESSA
    Carla-Bruni-174x548-17.627kb-media-76-media-0253

    COME FLY WITH ME
    bruni-3

    LA JOLIE AND PITT?
    bruni-2

    LO-RISE
    bruni
    Some earler pictures of supermodel Carla Bruni,

    DO WE REALLY HAVE TO ATTEND THAT MEETING?
    Carla-Bruni-470x506-46.64kb-media-76-media-0249

    LA VUE EN ARRIERE
    Carla-Bruni-275x573-37.395kb-media-76-media-0251
    PLEASE CLICK ABOVE PICS IF YOU WANT MORE! :) 88|88|88|

    She's gonna be just as fine as a First Lady, dont you think so?

  • Chevy Chase Christmas

    My street is a very Catholic neighborhood, most Christmas lights are up until the 6th of January, at the corner is a Chinese guy so he stays lighted 'til February after the Chinese New Year.

    It's like bloody cheap Las Vegas!
    Some are just plain "tacky"!

    I've got a neighbor with the big reindeer and Santa and a Nativity Scene at the same time, Grosse!!! I do minimal lighting
    and decoration, I believe in "less is more"!

  • Are My Testicles Black?

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over mouth and nose,
    still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
    A young nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
    "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
    Very surprised and somewhat embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
    Concerned that he might elevate his vitals from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
    sheepishly pulls back the sheets.
    She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and carefully takes his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around; she examines them closely
    and then gently replaces his gown and sheets.
    She reassuringly tells the man, "Sir, there's nothing wrong with them."
    With great difficulty and pain, the man slowly reaches up and pulls off his oxygen mask.
    With an unusually contented smile, he says "Thank you very much. That was wonderful!
    But listen to me very, very closely."
    "ARE-MY-TEST-RESULTS-BACK?"

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