.. been a freakin' bad month for me ..as previous years!
One last day to survive the curse of November,
Time for my: UMMMMMMMMMMM HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (3X)
..that helps!
Posts archive for: November, 2007
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A Warm Winter Tale
@ 2007-11-27 – 01:20:04
I thought this is just beautiful!
One bitter cold winterday a man saw an elderly lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry.
He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you.
He said, 'I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.'
Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an elderly lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire.
As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid. But he had frostbites in his hands and was trembling from the cold.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, 'And think of me.'
He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.
A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one th at even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan .
After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.
There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: 'You don't owe me anything. I have
been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I'm helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you.'Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.
Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard....
She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, 'Everything's going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson.'
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Sticky Fingers
@ 2007-11-25 – 23:26:04
Not too long ago, in Washington there was the infamous Clinton - Monica Affair"
Bill Clinton caught with pants down at the Oral Office/Monica Lewinsky (sticky dress)!
FAMOUS QUOTATION: "I did not have any sexual relation with that woman!"
Translation: I had a good blow job but there was no penetration!and more recently in Canada, we have our own version of the Mulroney-Shreiber Affair, a similar scandal, but not with a relation with a fat intern but a fat, ugly German crook. A public inquiry is launched against former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney of Canada for accepting cash money from a German wheeler dealer (facing an extradition to Germany for tax evasion and bribery charges) related to the Air Bus purchase by then Crown Corporation Air-Canada while he was the serving PM.
Famous Mulroney QUOTES:
Before: "I have never met nor made any business deals with this man (Heinzkrall Shreiber)"
With the evidence coming into surface lately, the new quote:
"I made a mistake but I've done nothing wrong".
Translation:
"Now that this whole bloody thing has blown out in the open, I gotta find a way to prove it was a legal transaction"
Some old saying goes ...
Three Things Can Ruin A Man
1. Money
2. Power
3. Woman
History, time and again has proven the truth of that old proverb! -
So Pretty
@ 2007-11-24 – 23:50:35
'so pretty in the sky'
... with so many young men and women dieing in a senseless war,
... when so many babies are dieing of hunger and malnutrition in the third world,
... aren't we so fortunate ....
Have a wonderful Sunday! Shovelling snow here!
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Where the Eagles Fly
@ 2007-11-24 – 17:53:41
IMAGE BY ARCHITECT SANTIAGO CALATRAVA
duet: davij with Miss"Chili-Pepperz"
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Turistas
@ 2007-11-23 – 00:18:55
I like this ....
Here comes the sun, doo doo doo,
Here comes the sun and I say .... (anybody knows this song?)
Ciao! Have a great day! I'll try altho' we have our first snowfall and icy roads! -
Malicious Tags
@ 2007-11-21 – 18:37:15
Yesterday, I have deleted few tags on my profile and I don't know how long have they been there, which I found offensive, rude, racist and done with malicious intent. If they were given by one of my friends, please excuse and delete yourself from my list.
I have also tagged few friends which I felt i had quite a bit of exchanges with and felt comfortable enough to tagged them. The difference is that I usually tag somebody, especially a friend to make them feel good, and actually many have blogged about the tags I gave them that made them so happy!
Why would somebody put a malicious tag on anybody - hate, jealousy or just a mean joker, a plain jerk or just a miserable fella?
I've heard one friend lately who had a similar problem! One thing these stupid guys do not now is that their IP Address can be tracked, and it will be really sad if these guys are supposedly are your friends but are there to do you harm! As I said git-outta mi casa before I expose you!
Ahhh..Welcome to cyberblog, sometimes it makes you think!
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Tequila Sunrise
@ 2007-11-15 – 00:30:52
With the dropping temperature and winter very soon upon us, don't ya just wanna jump up that the big bird and fly,
no winter coat,
no scarf - just the warm blue water,
your 'chiquita' or 'chiquito',
the sunrise and lotta tequila?
Damn!
(CLICK & CLICK IMAGE AS LARGE AS YOU WISH!
) -AND HERE IS ME AFTER A COUPLE (tequilas)..
Ummm-haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Have a good day -ALL!
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The Best Hiphop Blogsite
@ 2007-11-13 – 23:33:32
My son sent a comment on my recent blog 'Survivors' that his blogsite was nominated as Best Music Blog on the Internet by "Billboard and Nielsen" the authority in Media Ratings.
I am very happy for him as he only launched his site barely 6 mos ago, but I know he really worked very hard and is fully dedicated on his blog site. He used to rap when he was a teen-ager and was known as the West Island's EMINEM, he's now 22 but still hiphop 100 %!
I didn't know how big is hiphop until he shows me his Traffic Stats from Japan to New York, it's got a huge following in the thousands. And I thought I wasn't bad with about 11 comments on my Sinatra gigs! -haha!
He was counting on my vote in this contest which I already did. And for all my friends (or your kids perhaps) who's got the spare time to vote for my 'kiddo', vote for Hit Hip Hop on this link:
http://www.heynielsen.com/blog/2007/11/musicblogcontest.html
And if you just want to see the latest buzz in the hiphop world, please visit my boy's creation:
http://www.hithiphop.com
Thank you all! - the davij's
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Survivors
@ 2007-11-11 – 13:42:34
This blog is dedicated to the kids who survived the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's!
. Most of us survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drunk while they were pregnant.
. They took aspirins, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes.
. Then after the trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright coloured lead based paint.
. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets. We rode our bikes without helmets, not to mention even took the risk of hitchiking.
. As infants and children, we rode in cars without carseats, booster seats, seatbelts or airbags.
. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
. We drank water from the tap and gardenhouse not from a bottle.
. We shared one soda with four friends from one bottle.
. We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and KOOL aid made of sugar, coloured water and artificial flavors, but we were never overweight, because we were always outside playing.
. We would leave home in the morning and play all day in the streets and in the park, as long as we're back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us during the day, but we all came home safe and O.K.
. We would spend hours building go-karts from scrap, then right it down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes, run into the bushes but we learned how to fix the problem.
. We did not have Playstations, Nintendos, X-boxes, video games nor 150 channels, DVD'S, cell phones and Facebook, we had FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
. We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones, lost few teeth - there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
. We ate worms and mudpies in the backyard, the worms did not live forever.
. We were given BB guns for our 10th birthday, we made up games with sticks and tennis balls and we didn't poke too many eyes!
We rode bikes or walked to a friends house, knocked on the door or just walked in and talked to them!. We didn't make the tryout in Little League and we dealt with the devastating disappointment.
. Our parents didn't bail us out for our mischief, they obeyed the law.
And finally, these generation has produced some of the best risk takers, problem solvers and inventors ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovations and new ideas! We had freedom, failure, success, and rsponsiblities - and we know how to deal with them! And if you are one of these survivors -CONGRATULATIONS!!
And for those who do not believe that God was watching us, ignore all of the above!
Have a very pleasant Sunday!
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Why Santa?
@ 2007-11-09 – 20:41:42
WhyTF does Santa Claus have a female title?
It should be Santo, no?
Don't tell me him too!
We have enough in Dumbledore and Tele-Tubbies!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Santo Klaus Kinski perhaps!
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A Warm Christmas Thought
@ 2007-11-09 – 20:27:00
After everybody's gone from the Christmas party,
and the kids are all happy with their Spiderman Suits and additional toys we have to put away and trip upon, and now they're all nice and tucked in to be bed, only you and your babe alone staring at that Christmas tree with only hers and your gift to open. This maybe a nice warm thought to give her to continue the Christmas spirit:"I saw Daddy "um..umm"-ing Santa Claws!
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November Sucks!
@ 2007-11-09 – 01:13:08
I hate November,
Gone are the flaming leaves and the passion of autumn,
Only dreary grey skies, bald trees, dead summer plants,
It is cold and windy,
Daylight savings time, I leave in the dark and come home in the dark,
The imminent first snow is coming soon,
Seems everything is a grey and black,
Even my mood is down, I'm depressed...
I hate November!ummmm- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
(mi no like novemba!) -
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
@ 2007-11-08 – 01:18:24
I'm too tired to blog, to sing, to draw, to ...,
so I'm reposting 2 old blogs below, hope they make you
Goodie nightie! - mi go dodo! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Japanese Smart Toilets
@ 2007-11-08 – 00:36:04
When it comes to hygine down there, nobody beats the Japanese. Anyway a tourist man in Japan had a sudden attack of stomach trouble (diarrhea), I would guess from too much 'saki' and rushed to the men's toilet only to find they were all occupied, because of the urgency he was feeling he looked left and right the hall to make sure nobody sees him then stormed into the womens toilet and rushed to sit himself. He was so relieved he just made it in time but when he has finished there were no toilet paper around, then he noticed a box on his side with different command buttons in which he pushed one by one:
WW: Warm lukewarm water sprinklered, squirted fragrant soap and rinsed his derriere! mmmmm, the babes toilets are really cool he whispered to himself!
BD: Warm air blowed dry his derriere! Wow, he gasped! Mmmmm, the last one must be the best, and pressed rather really hard in enthusiasm!
ATR: He screamed his head off in excruciating pain!ATR stands for Automatic Tampon Removal!
Previously posted: 2007-04-30 /tag
uchhhhhhhhh!! -
Black Eternal
@ 2007-11-07 – 01:35:10
One thing that hasn't changed that fascinates me with China is that these Chinese leaders never turn grey!
PLEASE CLICK ON THE IMAGES TO ENLARGE (and still you can't see grey!)Some of these guys are 104, I think!
Me jealous! -
Musharraf's Shuffle
@ 2007-11-07 – 00:16:33
On November 3, on the eve of the Supreme Court ruling on the legitimacy of his presidency, Musharraf declared a national state of emergency in a bid to hold on to power.
The next Marcos?
Cry Freedom!
LOCK 'EM UP!
SEND IN THE CLOWNS!
Bamboo, headgear and automatic weapon - Now let's start the ballgame!Musharraf confronts the West to a high stake bid, he is (is he?) the Al Q'aida fighter, financed in billions by the US primarily to capture Bin Laden, his rule is unconstitutional but he will not relinquish power. The US and the West is in a dilemna, to let him continue to rule as he is their only man at the moment in the war against Al Q'aida. Is it a bluff? Or Musharraf has really no intention of rooting the Talibans, a few hundreds of them in the hills of Pakistan. Has he been milking the U.S. so far in the exchange?
The late Marcos of the Philippines ruled under martial law for 2 decades at the pretense of fighting an artificial war against communism and led the US impotent to stop him - the nation took the streets after the murder of his nemesis Aquino and the rigging of the election.
Ahhhh the patterns of dictators and the blunders of American policies! Ova and ova!Source and photos from: http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1680691,00.html
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David and Goliath-The Middle East Revisited
@ 2007-11-04 – 02:52:27
The cost of this war to the United States is staggering US $4.5 billion and counting, the body count in American lives, its allies and civilians has more than tripled the casualties of 9-11. This isn't counting all the victims injured, led incapacitated for life.
How many more young American and allied soldiers, most in the ages of 20 - 30 years old, fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan will have to die for Israel. 'Not being anti-semitic but let's be blunt and shoot the arrow straight, this is the reason for all the turmoil in the Middle East.
On the contrary, the ones who need protection are the neighbors of Israel. the superior military power of Israel and the US with the help of the West do not need protection from stone throwing Palestinians. To obliterate any neighbor Israel find hostile - Palestinians, Lebanese, Syrians and Iranians is simply wrong. Bush's stupid remarks such as if Iran develops a nuclear bomb tantamount to declaring World War III.
Unless the US and the West reversed its policy, basically Israel's policy and shoved it down the throats of its neighbors and start listening to the demands of the neighbors of Israel, there will never be peace in the Middle East.
Give the Palestinians what belongs to them territorially, partition Iraq into 3 independent territories, Shia, Sunni and the Kurds, stop the war now! Instead of doubling the size of military, quadruple the diplomatic solution - only then the guns of Hamas, Hezbollahs, Syrians and perhaps Al Q'aida's.
Force Israel to accept the concessions!
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