This gorgeous girl (blonde , of course) wears these short-short skirts, that when she bends to reach the trash can on spoiled photocopies and for some reason she makes lots of bad copies, drives Matt crazy whose office table faces the photocopying machine.
One day only the two of them were left doing overtime in the office, Matt couldn't resist no longer the tease she has been torturing him,
he approached her and offer her a proposition:
"Look, I'll drop $100 on the floor if you let me f*** you and I'll stop by the time you picked it up!"
It will take a second to pick it up, he wont be able to do anything, what a jerk, she thought then replied: "For $200, we have a deal!"
"Deal!" he answered!
For about 15 minutes, he was still doing her as she picks up the loose change! 88|88|

lesson: "dont try to con a con-artist!" :)