@ 2007-07-28 – 18:37:12
Bar Scene:
Two football(American) player dudes were trying to impress the gorgeous chick beside them at the bar and were bragging about real tough guys play football.
Very much annoyed on the contrary, the hot babe, got up the bar stool, paid the barman and told the guys:
"You think football is tough?, try pushing a football out of your ass!"
Wooooooo!!
@ 2007-07-28 – 17:15:48
I've heard about the big floods in England, it isn't any better in Canada. I think there were about four sunny days in the whole month of July, usually the hottest month of the summer. Just to make it hurt a li'l bit more the "Joker" upstairs gave us this last weekend forecast: Friday, rain, Saturday, rain and Sunday, cloudy with scattered showers.
I spend so much time and money to maintain a swimming pool, I could never enjoy with this kind of weather. It is pleasant to swim or simply be in the water when the sun is out and the water temperature is about 80 deg. C plus but when the sun is out, the temperature drops very quickly as well.
Yesterday, coming home from work, knowing it is gonna rain during the night and for the rest of the weekend, I decided to jump in after supper, I didn't care the water was barely 70deg.
So, Mr. Superman that I am, I plunged in! Swooooosshhh!!
It was so freaking colddddd!!....my nipples popped out and became so hard and my c---k shriveled!!
I don't seem to feel very well today! 
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