No offense to Chinese people, ( whom I even have a tiny pint of it!) and I don't think they do it with malice but in most Chinese Restaurants I've been to, it doesn't matter where in the world, they probably rank at the top when it comes to non-courtesy and service. Isn't this a familiar scene?

You arrive in the restaurant, the host/hostess approaches you, no how are you, good evening, no good afternoon, the first thing he/she asks:

How Many?
Then I reply, usually: "Four"
He answers: "Oke, Fall in line! Make single line, plis!", like a marine seargent!
I just find that not very nice!

And why is it that everytime you order something in a Chinese Restaurant, the bloody thing is served to you within 5 minutes? It takes at least that to heat up the oil and boil the water I think?

The best part is when I look at the bill in the end:

"I didn't order bloody triangle, square, square...!!" 88|88|88|88|

Joke adapted from Jo Koy, Just for Laughs, Comedy Fest-2007, Montreal, Canada