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  • Chinatown

    No offense to Chinese people, ( whom I even have a tiny pint of it!) and I don't think they do it with malice but in most Chinese Restaurants I've been to, it doesn't matter where in the world, they probably rank at the top when it comes to non-courtesy and service. Isn't this a familiar scene?

    You arrive in the restaurant, the host/hostess approaches you, no how are you, good evening, no good afternoon, the first thing he/she asks:

    How Many?
    Then I reply, usually: "Four"
    He answers: "Oke, Fall in line! Make single line, plis!", like a marine seargent!
    I just find that not very nice!

    And why is it that everytime you order something in a Chinese Restaurant, the bloody thing is served to you within 5 minutes? It takes at least that to heat up the oil and boil the water I think?

    The best part is when I look at the bill in the end:

    "I didn't order bloody triangle, square, square...!!" 88|88|88|88|

    Joke adapted from Jo Koy, Just for Laughs, Comedy Fest-2007, Montreal, Canada

  • Buddha, Buddha, Buddha

    I want a Buddha in my garden even though I'm Catholic!

    The new pope Ratzinger, I think that's his name, wouldn't like that, since he recently re-attested that the Roman Catholic Church is the only one true Christian religion. He's also bringing back the old Latin Mass.

    Already, there's hardly any people attending mass, this is really gonna help people who don't understand a word of latin, "dominus pabiscum, espiritum, amen". It sounds kinky!

    I think the Vatican Library should have newer books like
    I don't know, Harry Potter?, that could be dangerous material for priests though I think, maybe Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, instead of reviewing all these dusty ancient Catholic Archives. Soon women will wear veils again to go to church!

    Anyway, I still want a Buddha, the Chinese one,with the fat belly, he looks happy and very rich! I use to have a small piggy-bank Buddha when I was young, I put all my pennies in his mouth, then I take the tape off the tape from his ass when it was full. Why is the Thai Buddha so fucking skinny anyway? Too much spicy food and a lotta women? This could be dangerous, the Buddhists may put a $1 million tag on my head, just like Rushdie! Give me the million, I'll kill myself, make that in UK pounds at least, you don't go far with a million these days! Why didn't we (Catholics) ask for the head of Tom Hanks and the author of Da Vinci Code for blasphemy, or Scorcese for suggesting Jesus fucked Mary Magdalene? or nail Mel Gibson to the cross suggesting the Jews killed Jesus? Maybe because they're true?

    I ask the waiter at the Chinese restaurant who those 3 wiseguys are in one of the pictures hanged, he didn't know because the only thing Chinese about him is his face, he's all Canadian white! My well read friend told me, they stood for health, wealth and happiness, and he's Italian for God's sake! One of my buddies at the table told me their names are actually: FUK, SUK AND LIK!

    I'm seriously thinking of sculpting one! I just want a fucking Buddha!!!!! ::yes::yes::yes:

  • Good News!

    I just received an e-mail today from the administration of blog.co.uk.
    and it says, they appreciated my feedback and that they agreed on my suggestions and criticism, and they are actually working right now exactly on a new software architecture for us bloggers. I haven't read all of the feedbacks from the bloggers regarding the "new look" of blog.co.uk, and by majority the comments were very favorable, including mine, congratulating them indeed for a much improved web pages. Okay, now you're
    becoming very impatient for me to get to the point right? Well, I don't know if it was also suggested by others but here is what I commented:

    I congratulated blog.co.uk for a good job done on their new design format, but I also mentioned that there was not anything new for the bloggers, especially the blog design patterns to choose from the bloggers is limited to the same unflexible three types, 1,2,3 columns and some equally boring patterns or the alternative is to hire an expensive web designer, to achieve a more creative looking blog-site. It is quite difficult especially for those who are paying for PRO blog, to arrange their Adsense advertising and not constrict the area for the blogs which is the most important.

    So there! Beautiful looking blogsites will be available for bloggers soon! That's what I was informed by the e-mail from blog.uk. today!
    That would really be great! Agree? :)

    Thanks in advance to the administration!

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