"pamplemousse", I hate that word!
It makes my stomach perculates and
my .ss do UMA-UMA!
Ooops! Excuse me for few minutes.....
Posts archive for: 20 July, 2007
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"PAMPLEMOUSSE"
@ 2007-07-20 – 18:50:45
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Cracking Up!
@ 2007-07-20 – 17:49:10
Don't you feel sometimes the pressure of everyday life becomes just unbearable you feel like cracking up? Well, you can apply some of the suggestions below that may just help you cope and keep your sanity:
1. Put on your sunglasses, park oh the side of the road, pull out your hairdryer and point it at the cars passing by and see if they slow down!
2. At the office, page yourself on the intercom!
3. Go see an opera and start to sing along!
4. Go see a poem recital, interrupt the poet and ask him why his poem doesn't ryhme!
5. At the zoo, run fast to the parking lot and shout, "They're loose, they're loose!"
6. At the busy ATM line, when the cash you've withdrawn starts to come out of the slot, shout, "I won, I won!"
7. At the drive through McDonalds, when you are asked for your order, you reply, " To go! "
8. At the restaurant, when the waiter ask you what breverage do you want, tell him, " Can I have diet-water please!"
9. When somebody asks you to do something you reply. "Do you want fries with that?"
10. And finally, at the dinner table, before eating, tell your family, you have a very important anouncement to make which is, " Due to the current economic situation, I have to let one of you go!
And if the above has put even a li'l smile on your face, please send these suggestions to as many people as you wish, who maybe on the verge of - cracking up!
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Kiss From A Rose
@ 2007-07-20 – 01:13:48
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"A Kiss From a Rose" - song by Seal
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