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..was away so was not able to answer sooner but here it is:

1. When in doubt... what you're afraid of is probably true!

2. The most Tagalicious blogger is... is that the same as "delicious"?

3. Given half a chance, I would... don't have that ad in Canada, but I have an idea what position I prefer...

4. I'd rather be... counting lots of mullah!
5. Who knew that... I'll end up in Canada!
Edit: I tag - side-jump, glancerim, mk-funky, normal-guy and wondernomad!

8hrs drive to Camden, New Jersey from Montreal to see my Mom, sis and my nieces, stayed there 3 days. Then on our way back, made a pit stop at my wife's Aunt in North Bergen New Jersey, stayed there overnight.
After 4 days of spending times with relatives, my wife and I deserved some time alone in NYC. We had wonderful time in New York City, took a one day tour of all the famous sites and another day we explored all by ourselves taking the train, bus and yellow cabs. My wife wanted to shop at Canal Street Chinatown district, infamous for the imitation designer bags as Pravda, Louis Vitton, Dolce Gabana, Gucci etcetera, etcetera,dined at Little Italy then head back yesterday to Montreal.

Walk up this morning, espresso in one hand and a cig on the other, opens my patio door to feel the morning sun but was greeted by a shock, to see my grass half yellow, my pool form aqua-marine to algae green, my veggie garden-the weeds towered over my tomatoes.... yackkks! . We asked the kids to drop by and water the lawn and maintain the pool while we're gone but, that's kids for you nowadays!

Back to work! I think I will move to an appartment New York where they have no gardens and lawns to tend to, but then can I afford a million dollars for a 1 bedroom condo??, unless I live in bloody Bronx but I'd look funny in oversize baggy pants, long necklace and
turn-around baseball cap! haha!

Now I need a drink! Lucky I bought some duty free booze at the border.... MMMMMM, I've got STOLYCHNAYA, the best VODKA in the world although my kidz prefer the popular White Goose French Vodka, Jack Daniels, American Bourbon or the Canadian Whiskey, Crown Royal!!!

Maybe I'll indulge myself with a shot each before attacking this domestic chores! CHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!
THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD!!!!! Maybe I'll go for a second filling!

...won't be blogging much from tomorrow! Off for a week, driving down to see my Mom, my sister and my nieces in New Jersey.
It's been 2 years since i drove last to see my Mom, O.K. I know,
I'm a neglectful guy, been so busy (no excuse!). Age and athritis have caught up on her, she was so full of life and humour raising us 6 kids, with my Dad hardly at home, now she could hardly walk and on wheelchair!. I would have gone to Mexico or Cuba and enjoyed myself but I thought I'd pay her a visit instead! (Guilt??)
On the way back, will stop for a couple or 3 days in New York City. I've been in NYC many times but in and out on business but never to see the sights.
Empire State Building, Chrysler Building, Statue of Liberty, Times Square, Ground Zero - 9/11 site....
....and of course treat my lady for a romantic evening for a dinner at famous Little ITALY OR New York's Chinatown and watch a Broadway show on our last evening!

She may even give me a nice "cookie" after that!

Put the volume full blast, sing, scream, jump,
dance! dance! dance!
Ahhhhhh!!!!! Good God, yo!!!!

FUNKY FUNKY BROADWAY/NANANANA/MUSTANG SALLY/DO YOU LIKE SWEET MUSIC/RESPECT/FREEDOM/DANCE TO THE MUSIC/

Now repeat from the top and do it til your tongue is on the floor to exhaustion!!
O.K.! after 4 repeats, you can have your vodka-ice (no glucose mix), jump in the pool, do 20 laps!!!!!! Do this 3x a week and guaranteed you'd
loose all bulges, except in the right places - or in the emergency room for a 'hernia'!!!

OK, EVERYBODY AGAINNNNNNN!! DANCE TO THE MUSICCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!
Ouchhhhhhhh!!!!! Oh fuck!, I think I pulled my groin!!!!

Victoria Beckham will throw tomorrow's first pitch at Los Angeles Dodger's game.
Photo: Richard Hartog/LAT
(Mark Avery / AP)
(Mark Avery / AP)
(Mark Avery / AP)

"Hopeless. Body facing batsman, knees knocking, elbows akimbo, throwing arm put front, and oh , completely inappropriate footwear" quoted from the London paper. Let's face it, Posh will never be as big as David Beckham in Europe, but in tinseltown L.A. she's stealing the show!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhh! What the heck! Summer heat continues! Lets keep rockin'!!!!
The Bad Boys STONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

40 SLURRRRPPSSS!!!! (LICKS, I meant!) MORE? WAIT I'VE GOT A TONGUE CRAMP!~~~~~~

With the mix of sun doing a peek a boo in the grey skies this morning, few drizzles, I suspected my party in the PM was doomed! With all the prep for an outdoor barbecue party, we're gonna be stuck inside the house! But by noon, the sun came out and blazed the whole PM for a lively outdoor party after all! The food was great, the booze aplenty, the kids enjoyed the pool, the adults just enjoyed laughing and joking. The only problem was the music in the background! The grandparents in their 70's and 80's wanted music like Sinatra, Dean Martin and Tony Bennett. Us in our 50's and 40's wanted the Beatles, the Stones, Motown and the likes. The ones in their 30's wanted the U2,
Madonna and reggae. The kids wanted the Jay Z, Timberelake, Furtado and
Snoopy Dog's. So you can just inmagine! especially the older ones and
Rap Music, forget about it! PUT IT DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! The oldies would scream at the hip-hop and rap, the kids just love today!

Now I understand, my folks would scream the same when I played Led Zeppelin!

But in the end, with the mix of Sangria, wine, vodka,scotch , beer
and grappa shots, everybody was stoned enough that even Snoopy Dog sounded cool to the oldies!!!!!

And in the end, everybody had a good time, the hang-over tomorrow or
longer is another story!!!!!!! ))

Happy Father's Day Everyone!!! Fuck my head hurts!!!!!!! whoaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

And for my 4th tribute to Father's Day, don't forget the grandpas!

CHEERS!!!!!!!

... a U.S. Navy Veteran,
... a lawyer,
... a fireman
... a leader,
... a gambler,
... an imperfect man, but so am i,
... a father!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY DAD!

The song below is my Dad's favorite, a Sinatra fan and so am I!
From the Chairman of the Board, listen!

for what is a man,
what has he got,
if not himself,
then he has none,
to say the things,
he truly feels,
and not the words of one who kneels,
the records show,
i took the blow,
and did it- my way! lyrics by Paul Anka

After losing child custody, the father told the judge:
.... but my kids, your honour, I cannot survive without them!
- Mrs. Doubfire


"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!"

Dad

"Happy Father's Day"

Two Canadian buddies, Tim and Tom, from a remote fishing village decided to go to Miami Beach for vacation. Once at the beach, they found themselves like aliens from outer space with their hairy, winter untanned pale bodies compared to the bronze, muscular, hairless and well endowed dudes turning heads as they walk by the equally hot babes.

"I've got an idea, let's go back to the locker room!" said Tim

At the locker room, Tim openned his bag and handed his friend a huge potato and told Tom: "Here, stuck that in your 'speedo' and see the babes head turn, man!"

Then they walked proudly head up out of the locker room and strolled straight pass the babes but have noticed a loud burst of laughter at every girl they passsed by the beach, until Tom finally asked Tim: "Why the heck are they laughing?"

Tim stopped walking and proudly checked the huge bulge in front of his speedo and couldn't find anything wrong with it, then turn to look at his buddy's speedo.

Shocked and angry he scolded his buddy:
"You're supposed to put in front! FUCK!!

..... " and this aisle, from here to the end are all the 'dildos' and I should be back before 5!", the owner giving his last instruction on his way out to the door, to the young boy on his first day of his summer job in the sex shop.

An hour later, a sexy looking lady came in and was looking around and then stopped for quite a while in the aisles where all kinds of 'dildos' are on display but seemingly transfixed with one in particular.

The young boy approached her and asked her quite shyly:
"Anything special you're looking for, mam?"

"That last one over there is interesting, it's very big and it is striped! I've never had a striped 'dildo' in my collection" , she told the boy pointing at the item last on the shelf.

The boy took the item but there is no price tag on it, he looked at the items beside it and told the lady the price.

"Wrap it up, I want it!" she told the boy. She paid the boy and was all smiles going out the door.

15min before 5, the owner arrives: " How is your first day?", he asked

"A bit slow really, I only sold one item", the boy answered

"Ah, don't worry it's usually near the weekend that it is busy", he told the boy as he proceeded to the 'dildo' section, and seemed not to be able to find what he's looking for, until he asked the boy:

"Have you by any chance seen my - THERMOS!!

"Oh s**t!"

Chinese characters are very much in demand in Tattoo parlors nowadays,
but beware, as in a real macho-looking tattoo below, except one day. at the beach, this proud stud with his shirt off, shows off his impressive tattoo, which supposedly means"freedom" in Mandarin, until the Chinese guys having a picnic just couldn't stop laughing!!

Mandarin translation anybody??

June 12 is the Philippine's Independence Day!
Below is a copy of a comment I wrote on a fellow Filipino friend's blogsite, as tribute to our country's independence:

GOD BLESS THE PHILIPPINES AND MABUHAY ANG FILIPINOS!!

Our heroes died for the independence and freedom that we now cherish. Our heroes have shed their blood and life in many wars against foreign occupiers and our own dictators. May this day reminds us, that power belongs to the people, let anybody take that freedom, foreign or a fellow Filipino will be crushed and doomed in the end! Spain, America, Japan and Marcos are all but history!

To the heroes of independence, and among them:
Emilio Aguinaldo, Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio, Carlos P. Romulo, Douglas McCarthur and Benigno Aquino Jr. and the free Filipinos -

A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!!

BUT, WHY DO I HAVE A SPANISH NAME?

IT'S SUMMER AND IT'S HOT!!!!!!

SEE Y'ALL LATER... OUT IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!
MMMMMMM.... NICE ICE COLD CERVEZA!!!!

Grand Prix du Canada Street Party Continues!
On the track: Alonso won both prequalifying match, Hamilton second.
Same results for Sunday's race?
Off the track: 400,000 people will dine, drink, dance, just walk and look around and join in the hottest and largest weekend party in Montreal.
For those who can't be here, I FEEL YOUR PAIN! :

'(:'(this is what it looks like: click on link:-http://www.crescentmontreal.com/en_crescent_photo_gp2005.htm

CHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

I have no freaking idea why I am writing this sentimental shit all of a sudden!!... Ahhhhhhh, I guess you have to dig deep once in a while then you feel much better! OUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!
I have expressed some serious blogs here, issues I feel very passionate about, and on the lighter side,I shared music I like and found many,who liked same, some sexy stuff, my own sketches,jokes that made me laugh and hopefully you as well, I also have fun and fool around here a lot, as I do in real life, but-

"If you take a good look at my face, it's easy to trace the tracks of my tears" :Smokey Robinson

OH! BROTHER!PLEASE! THAT IS SO CHEESY! AS MY KIDZ WILL SAY!

Shit!, I knew, I can't drink bloody Cognac, see what happens?

Having few shots of scotch sometimes bring out the truth in every one and sometimes it's not always that bad. I went out with one of my friends one night and it is amazing to find out how much we differ with regards to our outlook in life. First of all, I just found out that I was a fool, according to him. I don't know how we got there, but once again, this philosophical question comes again!

What is your purpose in life?

My answer:

I think my main purpose in life, first, is to see to it that my kids are fine, that I am able to provide them the most I can, that they have secure jobs and good relationships. None of them are married yet, but I wish I could give them a big wedding and a big gift, that they have good life and a good family. And if I can feel that they are secure and they will be alright, I can close my eyes in peace! Equally, is my present wife,who was there for all the bad times and good times, for all her sacrifices, for taking care of basically everything else except my job, the house,the bills, the children and most all me! But most of all, when I am long dead and gone, I'm simply rememberred as a good father, despite being divorced and not actually living with my children, I stayed in touch all the time, and my ex- remains a friend.

His answer:

You're crazy to think about everybody! You know what? After all what you do with kids today, when your old and frail, the first thing they'll think of is which nursing home they'll put you in!
Me, I live! - that is what life is supposed to be, to enjoy it!
At 18, I kicked them all out of the house! They live their lives as I have live mine. They'll make their mistakes or do great, but they will deal with it on their own!
I don't believe in weddings! You spend so much on weddings and what do they pay you back, after a year or less they're divorce, fuck that shit! They want big weddings, they pay!
I am living with my 4th girlfriend, it's working right now so far, who knows? If it doesn't there's many out there, life goes on!, I spend what I make, I go to fancy restaurant, I eat well, I drink well, the moment freeze arrives, I'm off to the south! I live! instead of worrying about everybody who really wouldn't give a fuck about you..
And I am very happy!

I could see him smiling and happy, I don't have such a big smile, but deep inside I feel good, and I still believe I'm doing the right thing, am I?

This is the single event that generates more money for Montreal business than any other event. Hotels are fully booked at double the price usual rate, resto's, bars, boutiques and hookers will make lots of mullah this Grand Prix Week.

... today is scorching 29deg Celsius, downtown is crazy, some 400,000
people will fill the mostly closed streets of Montreal for sights, booze, dining but mostly gazing at the beautiful people basking on this Grand Prix Weekend. Yesterday, F1's latest sensation Lewis Hamilton from U.K. of Mercedes McLaren Team was swarmed by hundreds of fans as he appeared in the team's display booth downtown. Alonso of the same team is also a popular star in Montreal.

But this is Ferrari town, Montreal F-1 Circuit being named after former F-1 Ferrari driver Gilles Villeneuve. We'll see!

I'm going downtown later to see the F1-Cars Props on display or is it the Pit babes! Wanna come?! ENJOY!!

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... too tired to blog!

Not even Miss Jagged Little Pill, Alanis Morissette could save the SENATORS from the DUCKS comeback in the 2nd and 3rd period after surviving the relentless shooting by the SENS in the first period, 12-2 shots on goal, but none got through Gigurre.
The DUCKS answered 2 goals within a span of 50 seconds in the second period. The SENATORS seemed spent as if they've tried their best in the first period and looking as accepting that the DUCKS is a superior team. The SENS pushed themselves to the limit and managed to tie the game, but the DUCKS prevailed with the winning goal in the 3rd.

Therefore, Thursday is a do or die game for OTTAWA, Canada is behind them, the rest is for the SENS to deliver. It will be passion and heart for the SENS against the undeniable individual talents by the Mighty Ducks!

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ANOTHER NAIL-BITING GAME! THIS WILL BE THE BEST GAME SO FAR!!
"IT MAY JUST BE THE LAST ONE'"

Let's test your artistic imagination, Interpret the following sketches, what are they? :
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ANSWERS: TOMORROW

Paris Hilton, one of the richest celebrity today, the very much sought after by the paparazzi for her incredible talent of getting off limos in perfection of exposing her bare, bald p***y, having her private sex videos stolen, award winning performance (was she acting?) as a spoiled brat, super rich, air head blonde in Simple Life,and the heiress to the Hilton Hotels Empire was sentenced to serve 24 days in jail for drunken driving and driving without a permit. Don't you worry, she wouldn't serve like an ordinary citizen. Among exceptions granted to her are the following:
1) She will not be with any other inmates.
2) Her cell will be equipped with full shower and tub complete with
her designer perfumes, bubble bath and toiletries.
3) She is allowed 1h a day to watch MTV.
4) She is given a day-off to appear on the MTV award show and the party thereafter.
5) No photographers , paparazzis or cameras allowed, "except during conjugal visits"!

Any publicity is good publicity, she is actually very smart!

I just love these clever ads, don't you? Enjoy!:

Shades of Blue

Smooth Shave

you've got mail!

'HAIIIIIIIII!!!!!

dependable foglights - thry're always on!

"ribbed-sensation"

A tourist couple in Madrid decided to dine at the restaurant attached to the Matador Arena where they just watched the Matador Bull Show. Not quite familiar with the Spanish menu, they've noticed the table next to them, another couple savouring an odd-looking dish served on a huge silver tray. When the waiter came back to take their orders, the man pointed to the couple next to them and told the waiter:

" I would like to have what they're having! "

"Si , senor, but of course, that is our most popular delicacy the "bolas espagnol"! No problemo! " replied the waiter

Few minutes later, the waiter came back with a much smaller plate
and rather small dish on it. A little bit confused, the man asked the waiter:

"How come, this dish is a lot smaller?"

And the waiter explained apologetically:

Perdonnes me! Pero, the Matador doesn't always win, Senor!!

Ah, it was a warm, lazy summer day, the rooster and the cat were playing by the riverside. The rooster thought of a fun game that they could play. So, he challenged the cat that they both get up on the tree branch hanging by the water and jump to shore without touching the water, the cat agreed thinking of her advantage to leap a great distance compared to the rooster who really can't fly anyway!
The rooster went first, and stood at the edge of the branch, his weight cracking the branch from the trunk, then jumped and flapped his wings safely to the ground.
The cat followed and was cautiously walking to the end of the branch, but the branch broke before he could reach the end and fell into the water before she could jump.

The pussy was so wet and the cock was so happy!!!:

edited-post-backtrack-(wetpussy!)

...After a dozen beer, some funky and soul music in the background, mixing with the landmower's noise, grass is trimmed neat, I did the final vacumn, backwash, rinse and filter, now my 6M X 12M swiming pool is up and running nice,clean and torquoise clear. Swept the patio blocks, my whole yard is ready for the summer. Today the sky is grey and the sun does a peekaboo once in a while. Been pissing rain the whole week and it's depressing! I need light,

Where is the sun!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Ahhhh...that feels so good!!!!!

The macho man who can't rise to the occasion told the girl:
" I'm sorry but, does this happen to you very often?"

I made a comment one of my friends blog about the topic and I would like to share it with you:

" The children suffer the most, in a divorce they have nothing to do about , I know !!.... "

Is it not a pity that to date after the 9-11, Bush was able to kill more Americans than the actual casualties of 9-11, not including 10x of non Americans in a war that has nothing to do with that disaster, at a cost of more than 100x the twin towers of World Trade Center and the ones really responsible for that attack are still at large?

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN: RATED 16 AND OVER EXCEPT KAZEKSTAN, 8 AND OVER:

Some of the best stories are from real simple people just having a laugh or two during coffee/smoke breaks as in one of the companies I worked with many moons ago. This man was a very good man originally from Calabria and was the foreman in the plant, and this is his story:

In some remote village in Calabria, in the late '40s, after the war, times were hard and job were scarce, there was this old shoemaker/shoe repairman who was married to a gorgeous young girl of less than half his age. Whilst the girl was in hear early twenties and was at the height of her sexual desires, the old man was descending rapidly. The old man worked very hard everyday and often even missing lunch to cope with his heavy workload. His wife had always suggested for him to hire somebody to help, but he is very suspicious of anyman who set their eyes on his young bride.

But one day, finally he hired this young guy Rocco, who has been begging him for a while for a job and also because he can no longer meet his workload. After few weeks, he was quite happy with Rocco, they met their schedule and actually take in more work, but more importantly was that Rocco never made a pass nor caught him gazing at his lovely wife. The truth is very discreetly he has been looking at his wife with lust and his wife returns his gaze with same fire.

One day, Rocco told the old man that he forgot his lunch and have to go home. The old man stopped him and told him:

"No, no, no, don't waste time going home, I'll ask my wife to prepare you something upstairs, Go and I'll eat later, I have to finish this order"

Reluctantly Rocco climbed up the stairs and was greeted by his boss'
young wife in sheer camisole clinging her voluptous contours.

"I'll just make you fast, fast, eggs and sausages! " she told him but her lips were saying something else.

"Si! Si! grazi!" he answered but his eyeswas were suggesting something else.

They did not waste time, as this was the moment they both anticipated for this moment,and in no time, his jeans and shorts were down and she wore no undies as she was expecting this for a while now, and in no time they were both at the height of their passion, until she stopped him for a second and warned him not to explode inside her. He nodded quickly and continued until she pushed him away and withdrew from her as his love juices shoot away from her to the floor.

The old house has many cracks on the floor above, where his juices found its way and start to leak and dropped by the old shoemakers balding scalp downstairs.

The old man wiped his head, looked at the gooey stuff, looked on the crack and the leak under the floor and annoyingly shook his head in disgust and talked to himself:

This stupid guy! The best part of the egg, he doesn't EAT!!