If I was the Creator, I would have reversed the circle of life.
Just imagine:
80-70: The harden heart arteries starts to loosen up, the thinning bones are getting its mass back, the athritic nerves starts to soothe
70-60: The hair slowly sprouts again from the scalp, the sagging skin slowly tightens up, the wrinkles diminish
60-50: We start working again at top of our salaries, our house is paid for, the kids are out of the house and we travel more.
50-40: We have our full hair back with just a bit of silver on the sides. We look so dignified, mature and enjoy the game of golf again.
40-30: Our kids are so beautiful at teenage years, and we're busy climbing up the ladder, enjoy our friends and social activities.
30-20: We meet our wife, she was so young and sexy and we are so virile and confident
20-13: We jerked off like there's no tomorrow, fucked like rabbits, drank like a sponge, inhaled everything that smokes, drive our parents back to the wall!
13-7: We noticed our pubic hair just growing,among other things, we cant stand the pimples on the face, we're getting shorter, smaller, we're loosing reason
7-3: we go back to innocence
3-0: we get even smaller and go back to enter our mother's vagina
9mo before birth: we slept peacefully and grew underwater fed with the unbilical tube tied to mummys.
THE END: A BIG BIG ORGASM!!
Isn't that a better way to go?!!
3rd Period:
It's all DUCKS!! NEIDERMEYER TO MOEN, WHAT A BEAUTY!!
GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!
Is it the long lay-off for the Ottawa Senators compared to the still wired DUCKS?
No excuses, these DUCKS are wild and unless the SENS sharpen their guns, they're gonna be flapped by these MIGHTY FOWLS!!
EMERY played well but powerless with the lax Ottawa defense!
Good game, even though I lost the bet!
GAME 2: Should be even better!!
O.K. time to check who's MISS UNIVERSE!
Ottawa SENS slipped a goal early. The DUCKS loosing their formation.
Emery just incredible...nice screen shot save! The FOWLS still charging, not hitting as much AND TAKING TOO MANY PENALTIES. The SENS more disciplined in this period! So far, clean game, all talent!! NICE GAME!!
Went to see ma bebe upstairs, watching Miss Universe.....MMMMMMMMMM
NICE LEGS!!!!! But, 3rd Period about to start,
gotta go!!! should be exciting period!!
SCORE: 1-1
All DUCKS first period,
they're flying, goosing the SENS on the boards, hitting, shooting... and scored!!!!!
SENS gotta wake up the 2nd period or they're gone in this TEMINATOR country, with ARNOLD SWAZZENEGER, Governor of CALIFORNIA, dropping the ceremonial puck!
Nothing beats sizzle town when it comes to showbiz!
Good game so far, NICE, NICE !!
HEY BABE!!! BRING DOWN SOME MORE BEEER AND NACHO'S!!!
OOOPS, 2ND PERIOD ABOUT TO START....HASTA LA VISTA!
It's the Stanley Cup Finals!! After the Montreal Canadiens lost the first round in the finals against Toronto Maple Leafs, I haven't watch much hockey but I'll resume tomorrow night for the Finals. Of course, I'll be routing for the Canadian team, the Ottawa Senators, I have to, I bet on them! haha . Overall, it should be an exciting match between the best teams competing for the Cup! This is the time the wife takes the analog TV upstairs to watch her Desperate Housewives and Nip-Tuck, while I take possession of the Plasma Hd downstairs! Mmmmmm gotta check if I have enough supply of Chips and Beer! So Game 1, tomorrow night for best of seven series!!!!
The Cup shall come back to Canada after 13 years, this is hockey country, they invented the bloody game!
There is no snow South of the border! The question is will the SENATORS EAT THESE FOWLS (Migthy Ducks) or the SENATORS WILL GET GOOSED!!!!
THE FASTEST, THE MOST EXCITING GAME IN THE PLANET (CANADA)....HOCKEY NIGHTS IN CANADA!!!!!!
2) I am a Registered Architect but more involved now as Building Contractor rather than design.
3) I love music, writing, drawing, politics, gangster movies, boxing, italian food, Chivas scotch, smoke and sex.
4) I love my wife, my own kidz and my 2 stepdaughters.
5) I have lived in Thailand, Laos, Iran, U.S. and Canada and have visite Taiwan, Singapore, Pakistan, India,Paris and Mexico. I would like to visit mainland China, Rome, Greece and London.
6) I am "color blind" in the other sense of the word, I respect all ethnicities and cultures.
7) (REVISED) I was seriously thinking of becoming a priest at 13, until I preferred giving "unholy" communion. Poor nuns!
Here are the rules:
Each person tagged qives 7 random facts about themselves. Those tagged need to write in their blogs the 7 facts as well as the rules of the game. You need to tag 7 others and list their names on your blog. You have to leave those you plan to tag a note in their comments so they know they have been tagged and to read your blog.
World War II was America at its finest. The suceeding wars were not so pretty. The soldiers will always be honored no matter which wars, the Architects of these wars rest much of the blame! The pictures below mar the memory of this solemn Memorial Day!
I salute and give my respect to all of the war veterans, amongst them my father who served in the U.S. Navy during the World War II and to all soldiers American or any other country, who gave up their lives for the freedom that we now cherish or sometimes take for granted. The end of that war was a glorious day for the world!
Somewhere in a faraway Mango Republic, Father O'Reilly, the Catholic Parish Priest of the small barrio, was doing his early morning stroll as always through the unpaved main street from the church to the barrio centre. He also says his rosary and once in a while interrupted by the villagers passing by giving him their respect. He also has the habit to look up into the heavens very often seeming to communicate with the Almighty. Except one day, while looking up the sky, he noticed the young girl Christina up in the mango tree. Father O'Reilley's face turned red and ordered Christina to come down immediately from the mango tree.
Amazed and confused, the young girl asked : "What's da matter, Padre?"
The priest, nervously, dug in his pocket and told Christina: "Here is 200 pesos and buy yourself some underwear, I don't want you ever climbing up ther without 'em , comprende?!"
Christina nodded in agreement, happily took the money, thanked the padre and run home very happy.
Upon arriving home, Christina's mother, Maria was quite surprised on the smile on her daughter's face asked why she was so happy.
Christina replied: "Father O'Reilly gave me 200 pesos to buy underwear and never to see me again up in the mango tree without them"
The mother seemed shocked at first, then all of a sudden a lightbulb flashed her head and talked to herself: "Mmmmmmmmmm.... if he gives Christina 200 pesos, I could just imagine me... aha!!"
The next morning, as usual, Father O'Reilly was doing his early morning stroll as always through the unpaved main street from the church to the barrio centre. Again he says his rosary and once in a while interrupted by the villagers passing by giving him their respect. Again he looks up the same mango tree and he noticed the Christina's mother up in the mango tree. Father O'Reilley's face turned red and ordered Maria to come down immediately from the mango tree.
Maria, pretending to be amazed and confused asked: " What is da matter, Padre?"
The priest, nervously, dug in his pocket and told the anticipating Maria:
"Here is 10 centavos! Buy yourself some razor blades!!!"
Below is a copy of a published letter I sent to the editor of The Gazette, Canada's second largest English Newspaper, commenting on a recent Cartoon Editorial:
Aislin got it right Letter Published: Friday, May 25, 2007 Nothing comes closer to the truth than Aislin's depiction of President George W. Bush's stubborn belief that sending more U.S. soldiers to Iraq will assure victory.
To the contrary, he is sending young Americans straight into their body bags. What will stop this president from continuing to kill his own people and the Iraqi people?
In the school library, a gorgeous blonde approached the librarian and asked her quite loudly: "Can I have a Cheeseburger, French fries and a Coke?"
The librarian quite startled, looked around the students studying and reading quietly, and afraid that they were disturbed by the loud blonde, responded in a very low voice, whispered: "Miss, this is a library, don't you see?"
The blonde looked around the people busy reading and studying quietly,
then turned back to the librarian and made gesture to her to come closer and she whispered: "Can I have a Cheeseburger, French fries and a Coke?"
One lazy summerday, Superman was feeling really horny and was flying low and half his speed along some Carribean beach, until his superlenses caught the sight of Wonderwoman lying nude on her back on the sandy beach, gyrating and moaning in sexual ecstasy.
Superman quickly scanned the place and seeS nobody around, then took a fast plunged at Wonderwoman and with the speed of light pumped himself up to relief and flew back high and disappeared in the sky.
Meanwhile down below, Wonderwoman opened her eyes and heard:
'Ouchhhh...whotf was that!!! said the Invisible Man!
With so many celebs flashing YouTube and other celeb sites,
I really wonder if these shots are accidental or intentional.
Knowingly that you are a famous celeb. would you go out in the miniest of minies that pull to your bellybutton, knowingly that when you open that limo, the paparrazi is waiting for that beaver shot, wouuld you go out without your "undies"??
WARNING!! THESE PICS ARE FOR MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY, DISCRETION IS ADVISED! DO NOT CLICK ON THE THUMBNAILS IF PICS OF ADULT CONTENT OFFENDS YOU!!
As you may have seen it, today 15 of the sexiest women alive graced the MSN homepage. Among the 15, these are my favorites:
Diane Lane, 42: I will be unfaithful too!
Halle Berry, 40: "I always have a weakness for "moca"!
Naomi Watts, 38 : "1000watts! I hate that ape, KingKong!
Monica Belluci, 42: "Ma donna! I always prefer "arrabiata!!
Gwen Stefani, 37: " I have "no doubt" , I think I'll join her backup singers "hirohijo" something!
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Cate Blanchet, 38: She had an earlier weird movie with some steamy scene with an Oriental actor, I always thought I was that guy!
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Lucy Liu, 38: Charlie's devil! Kill Uma!
Giada de Laurentis, 36: My wife's favorite TV chef, mine too, but I never watch her recipes! Mmmmmmm ... the scent of a woman, dolce gabana and tomato sauce!
Was it a good choice? Of course! Enjoy!!
What? I'm sorry Camilla Barnes didn't make the prelim..
Another glorious day outside... not a cloud in the sky, warm 24 degrees already ... continue with the summer chores outside ..
Ahh start with a beer and off outside to get the pool up and running for the summer!!!!!!!
And if there is one song that will get me running is this one:
Before Beyonce, Spears, lil Kim, Aguillera, boys and girls.....
the Pointer Sisters!!!!!!!!!
I'M SO EXCITED...
I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT...
I'M ABOUT TO LOOSE CONTROL...
AND I KNO..I KNO... I LIKE IT!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
ENJOY!!!!!!!
SORRY, CANT UPLOAD IT, WRONG FILETYPE, UNLESS SOMEBODY SEND ME IN MP3 FORMAT!!!!!!
Four seasons, 4x the work! Summer is great, but its a lot of work to keep the place ready. Mow the lawn, plant flowers, prepare the pool,
clean the yard, take out the lawn furniture, store the winter stuff, take out the summer staff! Have a 3M x 3M vegetablle garden in the backyard which I've been working since this morning, turn over the earth and prepare for planting. Now I'm poofed!!!!!!, My muscles are sore...Breaktime! Time for a nice cool beer, sit and blog a bit before I hit the shower, then if it doesn't rain prepare the Barbecue
for some good grilled Steaks and veggies for supper.
Ahhhhhhhhhh.... I need a good massage to suit this aching muscles!!! Maybe a combination of this drink might help as well:
one bourbon, one scotch and one beer!!!!!
What a pissy weekday! It rained for 3 days, no sun! Single digit temps! It got a bit better today to about 18C. I adore summer, perhaps its coz its just so short in Canada.
Although there's a lot of work outside the house to be done, shock and regular maintenance of the swimming pool, the garden, the lawn, hedges, etcetera, etcetera --- but I don't mind, blast my music outside, the heat of the sun kissing my skin, abundant supply of Corona, Bud and Heinekein, steaks, fish,zuccinis and veggies in the barbecue grill and the friends dancing, chatting, swimming and just having FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Montreal is also a city sizzling hot with activities in the summer:
-GRAND PRIX DU CANADA in mid-June: The biggest single event in Montreal, the fastest cars and best drivers in the planet, the celebrities in the likes of Stallone, Bruce Willis, de Niro, gorgeous models and tourists, papparazis and journalists around the world for a week of fun, fun, fun!
-THE MONTREAL JAZZ FESTIVAL in late July: One week of music of outside free concerts and other paid indoor gigs. Although named Jazz, the music is of all sorts, Latin, Gospel, Rock, Pop, Ethnic. One week of dancing in the streets!
-JUST FOR LAUGH FESTIVAL in early July: One week of the best comedians in the planet.
Plus the thousands of some of the best restos, Italian, Greek, Portugese, Brazilian, Mexican, Thai, Vietnamese, Indian, Sushi's, etc. and the best cafe-bars in the city,
I invite everybody to Montreal, the most exciting place in the planet. It is also the most European flavor in all of North America, although in the recent years, more Asians as Vietnamese and Latino's
came into the city, adding more flavor and charm to this vibrant place.
CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!! Hotpants, short skirts, thongs, lowrise, tight jeans!! AYAYAY!! MUY CALIENTE!!!!
Come join me for a 'cerveza' and da 'Shangria's'! And here are few songs for you to kick out the summer, shake your bonbons and dont let those hips lie!!!!!
There has never been a "science" show packing the Science Halls around the world than the current show, Body World, by German Scientist Gunther von Hagens. It is an exhibition of 200 preserved dead bodies through a process of plastination, invented by von Hagens.
A process of draining the body of its liquids and fats and replacing it polymer resins and plasticizing the body with the skin removed, preserving the whole body intact with all its internal organs and body parts. While it is promoted as an education to the public to show
and understand beneath the layers of our skin, which is astonishing and much more vivid than the usual illustration of the anatomy in our Science classes in school. The display of real human specimens, all carefully chosen from very well built corpses, in all its forms including genitals,the women skinned but nipples preserved,looking very much alive in different positions and contortions have also raised controversy and serious ethical questions.
While this show is reaping millions of dollars in attendance, some critics argue that it is voyeurism masked in scientific gimmickry. Many questions the ethics of displaying cadavers as a disrespect for the dead. Traditions and religion taught us to honor the dead. The deceased has always been dressed in the most respectable to be viewed
only by it's loved ones for one last time. We likewise dress appropriately at funerals and bow our heads and say our prayers. It is quite a contrast on these stark naked dead models (corpses) in their full display of bodily parts.
What do you think?
Today is Mother's Day in the U.S., Canada and many other countries in the world. It is a day of tribute to all mothers, single, married, or any ethnic background, who carried us in their womb and brought us into this world. She may tend to be a household mom, taking care of the children and the husband, the house, the preparing of meals or a working mother or both. This amazing and and wonderful person is simply called, a Woman.
At the bar, 3 buddies placed a 100 bucks bet against the bartender on the hockey game being shown. At the end of the third period, the bartender's pick won the game. Drinking quite a lot during the game. they didn't realize how much they have drunk. When the bartender told them the amount, the boys started to dig in their pockets and came short. let alone to pay for the bet they lost. The bartender, realizing the situation gave them a proposition:
BARTENDER: "Listen!, If among the 3 of you, you come up with a total of 10" inches when I measure your dicks, you walk out here free! or else I dont care you call your mothers or whotf you want but you ain't leavin until you pay!
3 BOYS: (Looking at each other and making their dick arithmetic mentally, seem a bit worried but reluctantly agreed). "O.K, i guess!"
The bartender took out his measuring tape, and measure the first guy: 4", not bad he said if all of you measured the same, you are scot-free!
Then he measured the second guy: 4"
Then panic started to creep in the two, as their last friend is the smallest of them.:
Finally the bartender measured the last guy: 2"
The bartender then told them: "Get the f**k outta here!" as the boys jumped in relief.
On the way out, one of the guys patting their small friend in the back
with joy, told him: " Thank God! You had a f***king HARD-ON!!
Buddy and Guy are best friends since High School through College. Both are very good athletes that sent them both through College Scholarshsip as the leading players in the College's Football Team. Buddy is Afro-American and Guy is white. Although they are almost equal in talent in the football field, Guy have always felt inferior in the locker rooms. And for the longest of time he had held back in asking him the question he wanted to know, until one day,in the shower room, he broke the silence and asked Buddy:
Looking enviously at Buddy's 'beast' down there then looking back at his own "weiner"),the conversation went something like this:
Guy: "I have always noticed how "well endowed" you are and wondered, are you guys (black) born with that?"
Buddy: Smiling sympathethically : " Actually, No Man! It takes a lotta hard work to get it grow this size!"
Guy: Eyes lighted up: " Do you think there is still hope for this one?" showing him his little 'principle'.
Buddy: "Of course man! I use to tie a rope around it and let it carry a "brick" for the first week and then gradually to two "bricks" and then add more wight as you go!
Guy: "Really! do you think that's gonna work for me?"
Buddy: "I'm sure!"
First week passed and at the shower:
Buddy: " So, is it getting longer and bigger?"
Guy: " Not really, a lil bit sore tho'!"
Buddy: "Give it time man, give it time! you'll see"
Three weeks passed and again at the shower:
Buddy: " So, is it getting longer and bigger?"
Guy: " Not really, but you know what?"
Buddy; "What?"
Guy: " IT'S STARTING TO GET BLACK!!! "
In the classroom of the senior-Med students, the professor was briefing the students in preparing their 'thesis' in genetics. He was explaining to them about his own 'thesis' during his student days, which was a research about the clitoris of women of different races.
The class seemed very enthusiastic about the quite unusual research and listenened attentively towards his preliminary scientific discourse on the different physical attributes of different races, until he made the statement:
"Take the case of Brazil, there they are like watermelons!".
To which, one student reluctantly stood up and irritatingly asked the professor: ".. Doctor, isn't that perhaps, just a little bit exaggerated?, I mean... the size of watermelons? As the class laughed in agreement.
The professor quite surprised by the class reaction, replied:
" I wasn't talking about the size! I was talking about the 'taste!!
After much hype on the de la Hoya - Mayflower, and the boxers and promoters 100 million richer, I felt I was robbed of the PPV fee, I partially paid for a fight that never happened. Anyway, the warm Nachos, Cheese and Jalopenos and Corona beers were good! It was more like a " thrill-nah in Nevada" compared to the boxing classic of Ali-Frazier's "Thrilla in Manila" or the young 21 year old Olympic Gold Medallist Cassius Clay floats like a butterfly and stung like a bee and knocked-out the much feared Sonny Liston and captured the Heavyweight Champion of the world and promoted boxing as a respectable sport. Below is the best selling boxing poster of all times - the Ali-Liston Match (hanging in my bar):
The advent of 9-11, the current war in Iraq and the inconclusive war between Israel and Palestine has proven that the conventional war as fought in the Second World War is over. The size of the military arsenal and its armed forces is no longer a factor on an enemy that is invisible in the battlefield. The sophisticated weaponry displayed in the Shock and Awe and the size of the U.S. Armed Forces and its allies deployed thereafter is a complete failure. The Armed Forces with all its elite military training and sophisticated weaponry only marches to their death in numbers from the hands of a single suicide bomber or bullets and rocketfire from the invisible enemy. Whilst the Japanese sent a number of it's Air Force pilot squadron on a suicide mission to attack Pearl Harbor, Al Q'aida did not send an Airforce to carry its attack. The biggest weaponry in today's new war is the Blackberry and the Laptop. Intelligence gathering and Telecommunication are the biggest weaponry in today's modern war. Increasing the size of the military presence and funding in Iraq or elsewhere will only mean more death and billions of wasted dollars,
that could have otherwise gone to building schools, hospitals and industries that would have been constructive instead of the continuing destruction which will not end, if the war is still dictated by Generals trained to win a conventional war.
As a boxing fan, I am excited to watch tomorrow's pay per view ($55 US) boxing match between Oscar de la Hoya and Floyd Mayweather, both classy fighters, that may yet save the sports from the likes of the cannibal Mike Tyson! Theres big bucks in this fight, one of the biggest purse in boxing. De la Hoya will earn US $30 million for the fight not including the promotional income of 50US $ million as the fight is also promoted by his company, Golden Boy promotions. I should get in the ring and pretend to get knockdown even by a missed punch, I'll take it for US $5k
Anyway, a bunch of the boys share the ppview feed and invited myself to watch it at my bro in law (what are in laws for!) on his 60" Plasma and it should be fun as always, with the boys and giving their round by round commentary and sometimes arguments and the sexy wives serving the munchies and the booze, although this time the ladies may stay with the boys as they find de la Hoya a sexy guy, ah I guess they're allowed! I also watch Laila ALI, the daughter of the The Greatest Muhammad Ali!, but honestly I dont think I'm watching her boxing moves... Cheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrsssssss!!!!!
With 70 % of Americans against Bush Iraq policy and both the Congress and the Senate tabling a bill for an American exit out of Iraq, and the President throwing his last card (veto), an exit strategy is imminent.
Bush has put America in a situation that could have been prevented. The toppling of Sadaam, the forming of a new government should have been the end of American military presence in Iraq. The real truth is there was no plan B, after the Shock and Awe.
Leaving aside our partisan allegiance of being a Liberal or Republican, America now is facing a very difficult position of being damned if they go and damned if they stay! If they go now, the toppling of the current parasite government and a bloody civil war is very real! It will be seen as another Vietnam, after thrillions of dollars and American death toll larger than the 9-11, only to leave Iraq in a mess America has created after all!
If they don't leave, the bloodbath continues, and in all reality, the Americans will continue counting its casualties but the suicide bombings and the SHia -Sunni war will continue. The Al Qaida factions in Iraq has only one mission, to kill all the Americans!
The problem with Bush is his sole alliance on his military advisers. The military are trained for war and their strategies is chess battlefield.
The real solution is both political and military. Americans nor Russians could have learned from history that by engaging its soldiers will never win them war but body bags, the Americans in Vietnam and the Russians in Afghanistan. Indochina, Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia all fell to the Russians without engaging its soldiers. The Americans defeated the Russians in Afghanistan by funding, supplying munitions to the Talibans and having military advisers actively in the shadow. What do you think?
Coming soon, the greatest epic movie since " The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". A story of forbidden love set against the backdrop of the Weapons of Mass Denial! http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushgulfwars2.htm Warning!!: EXTREME VIOLENCE: Dick Chenney hunting and shooting lawyers!! LANGUAGE: Lip readers required to translate Bush SR. -READ MY LIPS! NUDITY and EXPLICIT SCENES THAT WILL MAKE YOU PUKE!: Bush and Condi in a kinky role reversal sex scene. GRAPHIC SCENES: The fat dictator eating the Ninja turtles in a sewer in Baghdad!
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Feliz Navidad Live, JOSE FELICIANO
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