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Jack and Mike met St. Pete at the Pearly Gates.

St. Pete to Jack and Mike: "As you may not know, heaven is a pretty big place and you'd need wheels to fully explore and enjoy your stay here!"

St. Pete to Jack: "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"

Jack: "Never"

St. Pete: " OK, here are the keys!"

Jack, shocked: "OMG a Ferrari!"

St. Pete to Mike: "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"

Mike: "Never!"

St. Pete: "Don't lie, I know!"

Mike: "Okay then..once!"

St. Pete, now quite upset, then points a finger down to hell below: "Mike would you rather go down there?"

Mike: "Yes, 3 times I fooled around!"

St. Pete: "Here take the keys!"

Mike: "Oh, well this will get me around I guess!", then drove away with his Toyota Corrolla.

The next day, Jack and Mike met at the gas station. Mike had noticed Jack looked so down and sad.

Mike: "You should be laughing with joy with your Ferrari, what's wrong?"

Jack: "I saw my wife..."

Mike: "The more you should be happy?"

Jack: "I passed by her this morning...

she was on roller skates!"

Mike:

Have a good Sunday all!
Glorious here roday!

Les Canadiens Charles and Camilla.
cartoon by AISLIN, Montreal The Gazette

Mixed reaction:

English Canada: It's good to respect tradition!
Monarchists Canadians: Long Live the Queen!

Quebec: It's about time we stop spending for these royal maudit anglais and Prince Charles should find a real job just like the rest of us!

Repent!
Pray!
Forgive!
Visit your mother!
Spend all your money!
Fly to Venice, See the Taj,
Go to Bangkok, Bora-Bora,
NYC to Tokyo,
Eat your heart out,
Drink like a fish,
Smoke like a chimney,
Fuck like a rabbit,
Do whatever you've always wanted to do...
right now!

You got 2 years!

Daylight Saving Time

I just noticed my neighbour today putting up his Christmas lights outside and I asked him if isn`t it a bit too early to put the lights just yet and he told me it`s better now than when it gets too cold. It made sense I guess as Johnny came lately as I am, I always wait till the last minute when its 20 below and my fingers freeze in the railings.

I don`t mind Christmas lights but in my street of heavy Italian community, they rather do it in excess and in competition as to who`s got the tackiest decor outdoors. I mean I don`t think a fully lighted Santa Claus and his reindeers, the Three Kings and the Nativity Scene and blown up giant Snowman belong in the same landscape.

I`m a firm believer in simplicity is beauty and less is more and keep my lightings to minimum with few lights in the balcony railing, around the window and traditional christmas wreath at the door.

Oh well... thiese lights are getting me stoned haha! Christmas is here then, it`s time to Feliz...!

No please not just yet!

*hic*

CHEERS!

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The blazing glory of red and gold colour of autumn is fading fast,
Tomorrow all the trees are bare, the sky is grey, there is a chill in the moist cold air,
welcoming the eerie bleak November.

This is when I dream of a place faraway from the icy north,
under a palm tree, looking at the crystal torquoise sea and a rainbow over the sky,

where there's only me and my ukelele ....

..and well, suddenly she appears coming out of the sea,

the salty soft water clinging to her tiny bikini,

dripping through her skin golden by the sun,

following her contours and crevices ...

OK enough lol!

PRESS PLAY THEN (A) & SING ALONG WITH ME!

more pina colada senorita muy bonita?

Yesterday was the first day of the massive vaccination against the H1N1 swine flu virus throughout Canada.

Despite the government's massive national campaign urging the population to get vaccinated less than 45% are willing to go.

Why?

The Mercedes Benz Smart Car,
Please klik for big!

"It fits 70!"

Life has always revolved around and inside ...

"the - BRA"!

*nice mamarian glands!*
*what?*
*lovely breast*
*hot b**bs yes!*

*pads?*
*nope! Wonder-bra!*

SING ALONG! PRESS (A) WHILE PLAYING!

"How can you breastfeed me Mom? You ain't got no t*ts!" -EMINEM, "My Name Is.."

'Bye!